Word Association....
O.K..... I don't know if this is going to work out, but I want to try and at least write a random, and interesting story , by having people use their imaginations and add on as the story develops on this post.
I will start it off by saying: In a village , not far from the river.................... then everyone adds on to the story. Please try and keep it decent and interesting. I want to see just how imaginative and talented people can be. I am asking that everyone copies the whole story as they add on their part. You can add as much, or as little as you want.
P.S. I will try it with anonymous comments off , and if people can behave(NZYME) , I might enable it.
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In a village , not far from the river....................there lived a little peasant boy. He was the youngest of his family, but was still old enough to understand the dire situation.
In a village , not far from the river....................there lived a little peasant boy. He was the youngest of his family, but was still old enough to understand the dire situation.
You see, the little peasant boy named Soundboyz had two evil step-sisters named Goldi and Nzyme. Every night, he lay in his bed terrified that the two would come in and toss a HUGE green felt snake named Soopafreek on him while yelling, "EAT HIM, EAT HIM!!" His best friend Imara sometimes crawled in through his window to keep him company and help guard him from his attackers. She had not been around lately because the last time she tried to assist Soundboyz, the Terrible Two wrapped the snake around her, began wildly swinging her over their heads, then flung her out into the vegetable garden below, where she landed on particularly prickly squash vine.....
After Imara landed, she dusted off her clothes and began to plot her immediate revenge.She knew there was a need to eliminate these EVIL WITCHES!!!They would try to hurt Soundboyz and keep him from helping his family escape suffering and poverty, and those two evil *ITCHES!!!
>Now I can finish bashing your punk ass!! That was a cheap shot in the last post!!
WTF ?
In a village , not far from the river....................there lived a little peasant boy. He was the youngest of his family, but was still old enough to understand the dire situation.
You see, the little peasant boy named Soundboyz had two evil step-sisters named Goldi and Nzyme. Every night, he lay in his bed terrified that the two would come in and toss a HUGE green felt snake named Soopafreek on him while yelling, "EAT HIM, EAT HIM!!" His best friend Imara sometimes crawled in through his window to keep him company and help guard him from his attackers. She had not been around lately because the last time she tried to assist Soundboyz, the Terrible Two wrapped the snake around her, began wildly swinging her over their heads, then flung her out into the vegetable garden below, where she landed on particularly prickly squash vine.....
After Imara landed, she dusted off her clothes and began to plot her immediate revenge.She knew there was a need to eliminate these EVIL WITCHES!!!They would try to hurt Soundboyz and keep him from helping his family escape suffering and poverty, and those two evil *ITCHES!!!
Meanwhile, Goldi and Nzyme had their OWN plans. It was the day after the high school science fair, which had some pretty interesting entries. They walked over to their friend Mean Ol' Meany's house (a.k.a. Two Dogs) where they found him in the front yard with his science fair project. He and his cousins Cleete and Jimmy-Pete built a highway-striping machine. Of course it didn't place because it was basically an idiotic invention, but it was just what Goldi and Nzyme needed to further torment their cowardly brother Soundboyz and his "goodie-two-shoes" friend Imara. As they told Mean Ol' Meany their plan, he cackled with malevolent glee...
Later that day, Soundboyz and Imara were walking home from school. "Soundboyz," said Imara, "I think we should poison your sisters. They are so MEAN for NO REASON. What if I bake some chocolate cupcakes and mix Comet in the frosting? You know they're a couple of GREEDY *ITCHES, so they would eat all of them and think nothing of it." "No Imara," Soundboyz replied, "We CANNOT kill them. I love my sisters, and we must pray for them to change. Violence should not beget violence." "OK," replied Imara, "but if you ever want those cupcakes, let me know." All of a sudden, they heard a roaring sound behind them. When they turned around, they saw a dilapidated VW Bug hurtling toward them with a paint-streaked barrel attached to the back. They tried to run, but the contraption was gaining on them at such an alarming rate that they were forced to jump in the roadside ditch or face immediate annihilation. They were sprayed from head to toe with stick white paint, which soon mixed with dried grass and "stickers" to create quite an itchy concoction! As the car sped off, they saw Nzyme, Mean Ol' Meany, and Goldi hanging out the windows, screeching with evil mirth.
"Ok, Imara." muttered Soundboyz as they helped each other up, "This calls for drastic measures...."
"How do you make those cupcakes again?" asked Soundboyz!!!!!!!!These *itches are getting on my last nerve!!!!Hell,I say we kill that one psycho *itch and let the other one live!!!!Besides, the greedy one is the main problem anyway!!!Without further delay, Imara and Soundboyz whipped up about two dozen cup cakes, knowing those greedy *itches would eat every single last one of them!!!!
Without fail, the two barged into the kitchen as usual and ordered Soundboyz to hand over the batch of poisonous cupcakes!!!!He did so with excitement and glee.As he watched them eat, he suddenly remembered that he only wanted that one psycho *itch dead, so he asked the other if she thought they were good.The psycho answered, "Yes" and continued eating. But the greed and mental issues were too much for this psycho *itch to share, so she took the whole plate of cupcakes and started eating them at an alarming rate!!!!
Soundboyz sat back and began chuckling his ass off!!!The psycho
*itch ate ALL the damn cupcakes!!!!When she got to the last one, she stopped immediately, and grabbed her heart. She took one last look at everyone and fell to her MISERABLE death!After she died, her body became a green felt-like material that began to morph into a long green snake.The other step sister picked up the 13" green snake and said," I've been looking for this."
In a village , not far from the river....................there lived a little peasant boy. He was the youngest of his family, but was still old enough to understand the dire situation.
You see, the little peasant boy named Soundboyz had two evil step-sisters named Goldi and Nzyme. Every night, he lay in his bed terrified that the two would come in and toss a HUGE green felt snake named Soopafreek on him while yelling, "EAT HIM, EAT HIM!!" His best friend Imara sometimes crawled in through his window to keep him company and help guard him from his attackers. She had not been around lately because the last time she tried to assist Soundboyz, the Terrible Two wrapped the snake around her, began wildly swinging her over their heads, then flung her out into the vegetable garden below, where she landed on particularly prickly squash vine.....
After Imara landed, she dusted off her clothes and began to plot her immediate revenge.She knew there was a need to eliminate these EVIL WITCHES!!!They would try to hurt Soundboyz and keep him from helping his family escape suffering and poverty, and those two evil *ITCHES!!!
Meanwhile, Goldi and Nzyme had their OWN plans. It was the day after the high school science fair, which had some pretty interesting entries. They walked over to their friend Mean Ol' Meany's house (a.k.a. Two Dogs) where they found him in the front yard with his science fair project. He and his cousins Cleete and Jimmy-Pete built a highway-striping machine. Of course it didn't place because it was basically an idiotic invention, but it was just what Goldi and Nzyme needed to further torment their cowardly brother Soundboyz and his "goodie-two-shoes" friend Imara. As they told Mean Ol' Meany their plan, he cackled with malevolent glee...
Later that day, Soundboyz and Imara were walking home from school. "Soundboyz," said Imara, "I think we should poison your sisters. They are so MEAN for NO REASON. What if I bake some chocolate cupcakes and mix Comet in the frosting? You know they're a couple of GREEDY *ITCHES, so they would eat all of them and think nothing of it." "No Imara," Soundboyz replied, "We CANNOT kill them. I love my sisters, and we must pray for them to change. Violence should not beget violence." "OK," replied Imara, "but if you ever want those cupcakes, let me know." All of a sudden, they heard a roaring sound behind them. When they turned around, they saw a dilapidated VW Bug hurtling toward them with a paint-streaked barrel attached to the back. They tried to run, but the contraption was gaining on them at such an alarming rate that they were forced to jump in the roadside ditch or face immediate annihilation. They were sprayed from head to toe with stick white paint, which soon mixed with dried grass and "stickers" to create quite an itchy concoction! As the car sped off, they saw Nzyme, Mean Ol' Meany, and Goldi hanging out the windows, screeching with evil mirth.
"Ok, Imara." muttered Soundboyz as they helped each other up, "This calls for drastic measures...."
"How do you make those cupcakes again?" asked Soundboyz!!!!!!!!These *itches are getting on my last nerve!!!!Hell,I say we kill that one psycho *itch and let the other one live!!!!Besides, the greedy one is the main problem anyway!!!Without further delay, Imara and Soundboyz whipped up about two dozen cup cakes, knowing those greedy *itches would eat every single last one of them!!!!
Without fail, the two barged into the kitchen as usual and ordered Soundboyz to hand over the batch of poisonous cupcakes!!!!He did so with excitement and glee.As he watched them eat, he suddenly remembered that he only wanted that one psycho *itch dead, so he asked the other if she thought they were good.The psycho answered, "Yes" and continued eating. But the greed and mental issues were too much for this psycho *itch to share, so she took the whole plate of cupcakes and started eating them at an alarming rate!!!!
Soundboyz sat back and began chuckling his ass off!!!The psycho
*itch ate ALL the damn cupcakes!!!!When she got to the last one, she stopped immediately, and grabbed her heart. She took one last look at everyone and fell to her MISERABLE death!After she died, her body became a green felt-like material that began to morph into a long green snake.The other step sister picked up the 13" green snake and said," I've been looking for this."
Soundboyz and Imara stood looking at Goldi, not sure whether to break out and run of attempt a truce. To their great dismay, the felt snake began growing longer and wider right before their frightened eyes. They hugged each other close, trembling as the snake opened its purple eyes and hissed, "Ahhhh, so you thought you could get rid of me with a little Chlorinol?? Don't you remember I'm the one who takes Kool-Aid packets to the public swimming pool?? Did you think I was eating it dry??" The now GIGANTIC snake slithered over began wrapping itself around the two, who now stood frozen with fear. It circled around and around, binding the two until they were gasping for breath and turning a sickly bluish-purple. The snake then drug to two out the back door and down the lane to the river. "I'll bet you didn't know I'm one part SLINKY and one part WATER MOCCASIN, huh?" she hissed. When they reached the edge of the river, she slithered into the water, taking her victims with her. She swam to middle of the river then dove to the bottom where she released the now lifeless captives. When she reached the river bank, she slid onto it, then morphed back into Nzyme. "I mighy be a PSYCHO, she shouted, "but I'm far from a FOOL!!" She walked back toward the hosue where Goldi was busy making Rasta Bling Rings and crochet halter tops for them to wear to the Senior Prom. She gave her a High Five and they laughed hysterically.......
"Imara", yelled Soundboyz , as he swam frantically back and forth trying to find any signs of her.Soundboyz was so weak from fighting off that *itch , he had no energy left to search for Imara. He struggled on to the banks and collapsed into a cold , wet heap.
The morning sun came up, which caused Soundboyz to squint before opening his eyes. He frantically surveyed the area looking for any signs of her. Soundboyz could not think of anything else except revenge if those evil *itches had killed Imara!!He mustered up the strength to walk back to his village with nothing but anger and RAGE on his mind.He walked pass a fairly large mound of debris from the river, when Soundboyz saw something move out of the corner of his eye!!!Could it be? He cautiously neared the pile when he recognized the familiar outline of Imara.
In a village , not far from the river....................there lived a little peasant boy. He was the youngest of his family, but was still old enough to understand the dire situation.
You see, the little peasant boy named Soundboyz had two evil step-sisters named Goldi and Nzyme. Every night, he lay in his bed terrified that the two would come in and toss a HUGE green felt snake named Soopafreek on him while yelling, "EAT HIM, EAT HIM!!" His best friend Imara sometimes crawled in through his window to keep him company and help guard him from his attackers. She had not been around lately because the last time she tried to assist Soundboyz, the Terrible Two wrapped the snake around her, began wildly swinging her over their heads, then flung her out into the vegetable garden below, where she landed on particularly prickly squash vine.....
After Imara landed, she dusted off her clothes and began to plot her immediate revenge.She knew there was a need to eliminate these EVIL WITCHES!!!They would try to hurt Soundboyz and keep him from helping his family escape suffering and poverty, and those two evil *ITCHES!!!
Meanwhile, Goldi and Nzyme had their OWN plans. It was the day after the high school science fair, which had some pretty interesting entries. They walked over to their friend Mean Ol' Meany's house (a.k.a. Two Dogs) where they found him in the front yard with his science fair project. He and his cousins Cleete and Jimmy-Pete built a highway-striping machine. Of course it didn't place because it was basically an idiotic invention, but it was just what Goldi and Nzyme needed to further torment their cowardly brother Soundboyz and his "goodie-two-shoes" friend Imara. As they told Mean Ol' Meany their plan, he cackled with malevolent glee...
Later that day, Soundboyz and Imara were walking home from school. "Soundboyz," said Imara, "I think we should poison your sisters. They are so MEAN for NO REASON. What if I bake some chocolate cupcakes and mix Comet in the frosting? You know they're a couple of GREEDY *ITCHES, so they would eat all of them and think nothing of it." "No Imara," Soundboyz replied, "We CANNOT kill them. I love my sisters, and we must pray for them to change. Violence should not beget violence." "OK," replied Imara, "but if you ever want those cupcakes, let me know." All of a sudden, they heard a roaring sound behind them. When they turned around, they saw a dilapidated VW Bug hurtling toward them with a paint-streaked barrel attached to the back. They tried to run, but the contraption was gaining on them at such an alarming rate that they were forced to jump in the roadside ditch or face immediate annihilation. They were sprayed from head to toe with stick white paint, which soon mixed with dried grass and "stickers" to create quite an itchy concoction! As the car sped off, they saw Nzyme, Mean Ol' Meany, and Goldi hanging out the windows, screeching with evil mirth.
"Ok, Imara." muttered Soundboyz as they helped each other up, "This calls for drastic measures...."
"How do you make those cupcakes again?" asked Soundboyz!!!!!!!!These *itches are getting on my last nerve!!!!Hell,I say we kill that one psycho *itch and let the other one live!!!!Besides, the greedy one is the main problem anyway!!!Without further delay, Imara and Soundboyz whipped up about two dozen cup cakes, knowing those greedy *itches would eat every single last one of them!!!!
Without fail, the two barged into the kitchen as usual and ordered Soundboyz to hand over the batch of poisonous cupcakes!!!!He did so with excitement and glee.As he watched them eat, he suddenly remembered that he only wanted that one psycho *itch dead, so he asked the other if she thought they were good.The psycho answered, "Yes" and continued eating. But the greed and mental issues were too much for this psycho *itch to share, so she took the whole plate of cupcakes and started eating them at an alarming rate!!!!
Soundboyz sat back and began chuckling his ass off!!!The psycho
*itch ate ALL the damn cupcakes!!!!When she got to the last one, she stopped immediately, and grabbed her heart. She took one last look at everyone and fell to her MISERABLE death!After she died, her body became a green felt-like material that began to morph into a long green snake.The other step sister picked up the 13" green snake and said," I've been looking for this."
Soundboyz and Imara stood looking at Goldi, not sure whether to break out and run of attempt a truce. To their great dismay, the felt snake began growing longer and wider right before their frightened eyes. They hugged each other close, trembling as the snake opened its purple eyes and hissed, "Ahhhh, so you thought you could get rid of me with a little Chlorinol?? Don't you remember I'm the one who takes Kool-Aid packets to the public swimming pool?? Did you think I was eating it dry??" The now GIGANTIC snake slithered over began wrapping itself around the two, who now stood frozen with fear. It circled around and around, binding the two until they were gasping for breath and turning a sickly bluish-purple. The snake then drug to two out the back door and down the lane to the river. "I'll bet you didn't know I'm one part SLINKY and one part WATER MOCCASIN, huh?" she hissed. When they reached the edge of the river, she slithered into the water, taking her victims with her. She swam to middle of the river then dove to the bottom where she released the now lifeless captives. When she reached the river bank, she slid onto it, then morphed back into Nzyme. "I mighy be a PSYCHO, she shouted, "but I'm far from a FOOL!!" She walked back toward the hosue where Goldi was busy making Rasta Bling Rings and crochet halter tops for them to wear to the Senior Prom. She gave her a High Five and they laughed hysterically.......
"Imara", yelled Soundboyz , as he swam frantically back and forth trying to find any signs of her.Soundboyz was so weak from fighting off that *itch , he had no energy left to search for Imara. He struggled on to the banks and collapsed into a cold , wet heap.
The morning sun came up, which caused Soundboyz to squint before opening his eyes. He frantically surveyed the area looking for any signs of her. Soundboyz could not think of anything else except revenge if those evil *itches had killed Imara!!He mustered up the strength to walk back to his village with nothing but anger and RAGE on his mind.He walked pass a fairly large mound of debris from the river, when Soundboyz saw something move out of the corner of his eye!!!Could it be? He cautiously neared the pile when he recognized the familiar outline of Imara.
Soundboyz was so happy to see Imara alive and well, he vowed right there, he would do everything in his powers to kill those TWO Witches!!Soundboyz knew the secret to beating them , was to work with Imara.We also knew that by dividing the two sisters, we could isolate the main *itch, thus breaking the dreaded curse!!!
To Soundboyz' suprise, Imara told him that while she was in the grasp of that vile creature,she noticed that it had a blow hole like a dolphin. All at once, They looked at each other simultaneously with a surety that was cause for utter silence.They both knew what needed to be done!!
Soundboyz remembered that his father, a poor peasant farmer, always kept some dynamite handy. It was a must have for clearing extremely rocky fields.He quickly returned to the river , where ge caught three decent sized fish. Soundboyz prepared the fish exactly to the step sisters' liking.He then stuffed the fish with TNT and served it to that one CRAZY *ITCH. BOOM!!!
In a village , not far from the river....................there lived a little peasant boy. He was the youngest of his family, but was still old enough to understand the dire situation.
You see, the little peasant boy named Soundboyz had two evil step-sisters named Goldi and Nzyme. Every night, he lay in his bed terrified that the two would come in and toss a HUGE green felt snake named Soopafreek on him while yelling, "EAT HIM, EAT HIM!!" His best friend Imara sometimes crawled in through his window to keep him company and help guard him from his attackers. She had not been around lately because the last time she tried to assist Soundboyz, the Terrible Two wrapped the snake around her, began wildly swinging her over their heads, then flung her out into the vegetable garden below, where she landed on particularly prickly squash vine.....
After Imara landed, she dusted off her clothes and began to plot her immediate revenge.She knew there was a need to eliminate these EVIL WITCHES!!!They would try to hurt Soundboyz and keep him from helping his family escape suffering and poverty, and those two evil *ITCHES!!!
Meanwhile, Goldi and Nzyme had their OWN plans. It was the day after the high school science fair, which had some pretty interesting entries. They walked over to their friend Mean Ol' Meany's house (a.k.a. Two Dogs) where they found him in the front yard with his science fair project. He and his cousins Cleete and Jimmy-Pete built a highway-striping machine. Of course it didn't place because it was basically an idiotic invention, but it was just what Goldi and Nzyme needed to further torment their cowardly brother Soundboyz and his "goodie-two-shoes" friend Imara. As they told Mean Ol' Meany their plan, he cackled with malevolent glee...
Later that day, Soundboyz and Imara were walking home from school. "Soundboyz," said Imara, "I think we should poison your sisters. They are so MEAN for NO REASON. What if I bake some chocolate cupcakes and mix Comet in the frosting? You know they're a couple of GREEDY *ITCHES, so they would eat all of them and think nothing of it." "No Imara," Soundboyz replied, "We CANNOT kill them. I love my sisters, and we must pray for them to change. Violence should not beget violence." "OK," replied Imara, "but if you ever want those cupcakes, let me know." All of a sudden, they heard a roaring sound behind them. When they turned around, they saw a dilapidated VW Bug hurtling toward them with a paint-streaked barrel attached to the back. They tried to run, but the contraption was gaining on them at such an alarming rate that they were forced to jump in the roadside ditch or face immediate annihilation. They were sprayed from head to toe with stick white paint, which soon mixed with dried grass and "stickers" to create quite an itchy concoction! As the car sped off, they saw Nzyme, Mean Ol' Meany, and Goldi hanging out the windows, screeching with evil mirth.
"Ok, Imara." muttered Soundboyz as they helped each other up, "This calls for drastic measures...."
"How do you make those cupcakes again?" asked Soundboyz!!!!!!!!These *itches are getting on my last nerve!!!!Hell,I say we kill that one psycho *itch and let the other one live!!!!Besides, the greedy one is the main problem anyway!!!Without further delay, Imara and Soundboyz whipped up about two dozen cup cakes, knowing those greedy *itches would eat every single last one of them!!!!
Without fail, the two barged into the kitchen as usual and ordered Soundboyz to hand over the batch of poisonous cupcakes!!!!He did so with excitement and glee.As he watched them eat, he suddenly remembered that he only wanted that one psycho *itch dead, so he asked the other if she thought they were good.The psycho answered, "Yes" and continued eating. But the greed and mental issues were too much for this psycho *itch to share, so she took the whole plate of cupcakes and started eating them at an alarming rate!!!!
Soundboyz sat back and began chuckling his ass off!!!The psycho
*itch ate ALL the damn cupcakes!!!!When she got to the last one, she stopped immediately, and grabbed her heart. She took one last look at everyone and fell to her MISERABLE death!After she died, her body became a green felt-like material that began to morph into a long green snake.The other step sister picked up the 13" green snake and said," I've been looking for this."
Soundboyz and Imara stood looking at Goldi, not sure whether to break out and run of attempt a truce. To their great dismay, the felt snake began growing longer and wider right before their frightened eyes. They hugged each other close, trembling as the snake opened its purple eyes and hissed, "Ahhhh, so you thought you could get rid of me with a little Chlorinol?? Don't you remember I'm the one who takes Kool-Aid packets to the public swimming pool?? Did you think I was eating it dry??" The now GIGANTIC snake slithered over began wrapping itself around the two, who now stood frozen with fear. It circled around and around, binding the two until they were gasping for breath and turning a sickly bluish-purple. The snake then drug to two out the back door and down the lane to the river. "I'll bet you didn't know I'm one part SLINKY and one part WATER MOCCASIN, huh?" she hissed. When they reached the edge of the river, she slithered into the water, taking her victims with her. She swam to middle of the river then dove to the bottom where she released the now lifeless captives. When she reached the river bank, she slid onto it, then morphed back into Nzyme. "I mighy be a PSYCHO, she shouted, "but I'm far from a FOOL!!" She walked back toward the hosue where Goldi was busy making Rasta Bling Rings and crochet halter tops for them to wear to the Senior Prom. She gave her a High Five and they laughed hysterically.......
"Imara", yelled Soundboyz , as he swam frantically back and forth trying to find any signs of her.Soundboyz was so weak from fighting off that *itch , he had no energy left to search for Imara. He struggled on to the banks and collapsed into a cold , wet heap.
The morning sun came up, which caused Soundboyz to squint before opening his eyes. He frantically surveyed the area looking for any signs of her. Soundboyz could not think of anything else except revenge if those evil *itches had killed Imara!!He mustered up the strength to walk back to his village with nothing but anger and RAGE on his mind.He walked pass a fairly large mound of debris from the river, when Soundboyz saw something move out of the corner of his eye!!!Could it be? He cautiously neared the pile when he recognized the familiar outline of Imara.
Soundboyz was so happy to see Imara alive and well, he vowed right there, he would do everything in his powers to kill those TWO Witches!!Soundboyz knew the secret to beating them , was to work with Imara.We also knew that by dividing the two sisters, we could isolate the main *itch, thus breaking the dreaded curse!!!
To Soundboyz' suprise, Imara told him that while she was in the grasp of that vile creature,she noticed that it had a blow hole like a dolphin. All at once, They looked at each other simultaneously with a surety that was cause for utter silence.They both knew what needed to be done!!
Soundboyz remembered that his father, a poor peasant farmer, always kept some dynamite handy. It was a must have for clearing extremely rocky fields.He quickly returned to the river , where ge caught three decent sized fish. Soundboyz prepared the fish exactly to the step sisters' liking.He then stuffed the fish with TNT and served it to that one CRAZY *ITCH. BOOM!!!
Imara turned to Soundboyz with hesitation, "Do you think she is really dead, this time?" Soundboyz couldn't be sure, but he wanted to assure Imara that she would be safe. "Don't worry, Imara, no matter what happens, I will always protect you from those two evil, jealous, witches!"
Meanwhile, Soundboyz and Imara were desperately needed back at the family farm...
"Imara, Great news", Soundboyz shouted. "We have rid the village of that one evil sister, and the other one is starting to behave herself without the coaxing of the evil sister", he exclaimed!!We can all sleep more easily , knowing that one evil *ITCH is NO MORE!!!
In a village , not far from the river....................there lived a little peasant boy. He was the youngest of his family, but was still old enough to understand the dire situation.
You see, the little peasant boy named Soundboyz had two evil step-sisters named Goldi and Nzyme. Every night, he lay in his bed terrified that the two would come in and toss a HUGE green felt snake named Soopafreek on him while yelling, "EAT HIM, EAT HIM!!" His best friend Imara sometimes crawled in through his window to keep him company and help guard him from his attackers. She had not been around lately because the last time she tried to assist Soundboyz, the Terrible Two wrapped the snake around her, began wildly swinging her over their heads, then flung her out into the vegetable garden below, where she landed on particularly prickly squash vine.....
After Imara landed, she dusted off her clothes and began to plot her immediate revenge.She knew there was a need to eliminate these EVIL WITCHES!!!They would try to hurt Soundboyz and keep him from helping his family escape suffering and poverty, and those two evil *ITCHES!!!
Meanwhile, Goldi and Nzyme had their OWN plans. It was the day after the high school science fair, which had some pretty interesting entries. They walked over to their friend Mean Ol' Meany's house (a.k.a. Two Dogs) where they found him in the front yard with his science fair project. He and his cousins Cleete and Jimmy-Pete built a highway-striping machine. Of course it didn't place because it was basically an idiotic invention, but it was just what Goldi and Nzyme needed to further torment their cowardly brother Soundboyz and his "goodie-two-shoes" friend Imara. As they told Mean Ol' Meany their plan, he cackled with malevolent glee...
Later that day, Soundboyz and Imara were walking home from school. "Soundboyz," said Imara, "I think we should poison your sisters. They are so MEAN for NO REASON. What if I bake some chocolate cupcakes and mix Comet in the frosting? You know they're a couple of GREEDY *ITCHES, so they would eat all of them and think nothing of it." "No Imara," Soundboyz replied, "We CANNOT kill them. I love my sisters, and we must pray for them to change. Violence should not beget violence." "OK," replied Imara, "but if you ever want those cupcakes, let me know." All of a sudden, they heard a roaring sound behind them. When they turned around, they saw a dilapidated VW Bug hurtling toward them with a paint-streaked barrel attached to the back. They tried to run, but the contraption was gaining on them at such an alarming rate that they were forced to jump in the roadside ditch or face immediate annihilation. They were sprayed from head to toe with stick white paint, which soon mixed with dried grass and "stickers" to create quite an itchy concoction! As the car sped off, they saw Nzyme, Mean Ol' Meany, and Goldi hanging out the windows, screeching with evil mirth.
"Ok, Imara." muttered Soundboyz as they helped each other up, "This calls for drastic measures...."
"How do you make those cupcakes again?" asked Soundboyz!!!!!!!!These *itches are getting on my last nerve!!!!Hell,I say we kill that one psycho *itch and let the other one live!!!!Besides, the greedy one is the main problem anyway!!!Without further delay, Imara and Soundboyz whipped up about two dozen cup cakes, knowing those greedy *itches would eat every single last one of them!!!!
Without fail, the two barged into the kitchen as usual and ordered Soundboyz to hand over the batch of poisonous cupcakes!!!!He did so with excitement and glee.As he watched them eat, he suddenly remembered that he only wanted that one psycho *itch dead, so he asked the other if she thought they were good.The psycho answered, "Yes" and continued eating. But the greed and mental issues were too much for this psycho *itch to share, so she took the whole plate of cupcakes and started eating them at an alarming rate!!!!
Soundboyz sat back and began chuckling his ass off!!!The psycho *itch ate ALL the damn cupcakes!!!!When she got to the last one, she stopped immediately, and grabbed her heart. She took one last look at everyone and fell to her MISERABLE death! After she died, her body became a green felt-like material that began to morph into a long green snake.The other step sister picked up the 13" green snake and said," I've been looking for this."
Soundboyz and Imara stood looking at Goldi, not sure whether to break out and run of attempt a truce. To their great dismay, the felt snake began growing longer and wider right before their frightened eyes. They hugged each other close, trembling as the snake opened its purple eyes and hissed, "Ahhhh, so you thought you could get rid of me with a little Chlorinol?? Don't you remember I'm the one who takes Kool-Aid packets to the public swimming pool?? Did you think I was eating it dry??" The now GIGANTIC snake slithered over began wrapping itself around the two, who now stood frozen with fear. It circled around and around, binding the two until they were gasping for breath and turning a sickly bluish-purple. The snake then drug to two out the back door and down the lane to the river. "I'll bet you didn't know I'm one part SLINKY and one part WATER MOCCASIN, huh?" she hissed. When they reached the edge of the river, she slithered into the water, taking her victims with her. She swam to middle of the river then dove to the bottom where she released the now lifeless captives. When she reached the river bank, she slid onto it, then morphed back into Nzyme. "I mighy be a PSYCHO, she shouted, "but I'm far from a FOOL!!" She walked back toward the house where Goldi was busy making Rasta Bling Rings and crochet halter tops for them to wear to the Senior Prom. Nzyme gave her a High Five and they laughed hysterically.......
"Imara", yelled Soundboyz , as he swam frantically back and forth trying to find any signs of her.Soundboyz was so weak from fighting off that *itch , he had no energy left to search for Imara. He struggled on to the banks and collapsed into a cold , wet heap.
The morning sun came up, which caused Soundboyz to squint before opening his eyes. He frantically surveyed the area looking for any signs of her. Soundboyz could not think of anything else except revenge if those evil *itches had killed Imara!!He mustered up the strength to walk back to his village with nothing but anger and RAGE on his mind.He walked pass a fairly large mound of debris from the river, when Soundboyz saw something move out of the corner of his eye!!!Could it be? He cautiously neared the pile when he recognized the familiar outline of Imara.
Soundboyz was so happy to see Imara alive and well, he vowed right there, he would do everything in his powers to kill those TWO Witches!! Soundboyz knew the secret to beating them, was to work with Imara. We also knew that by dividing the two sisters, we could isolate the main *itch, thus breaking the dreaded curse!!!
To Soundboyz' suprise, Imara told him that while she was in the grasp of that vile creature,she noticed that it had a blow hole like a dolphin. All at once, They looked at each other simultaneously with a surety that was cause for utter silence.They both knew what needed to be done!!
Soundboyz remembered that his father, a poor peasant farmer, always kept some dynamite handy. It was a must have for clearing extremely rocky fields.He quickly returned to the river , where ge caught three decent sized fish. Soundboyz prepared the fish exactly to the step sisters' liking.He then stuffed the fish with TNT and served it to that one CRAZY *ITCH. BOOM!!!
Imara turned to Soundboyz with hesitation, "Do you think she is really dead, this time?" Soundboyz couldn't be sure, but he wanted to assure Imara that she would be safe. "Don't worry, Imara, no matter what happens, I will always protect you from those two evil, jealous, witches!"
Meanwhile, Soundboyz and Imara were desperately needed back at the family farm...
"Imara, Great news", Soundboyz shouted. "We have rid the village of that one evil sister, and the other one is starting to behave herself without the coaxing of the evil sister", he exclaimed!!We can all sleep more easily , knowing that one evil *ITCH is NO MORE!!!
Soundboyz and Imara were so excited and relieved, they embraced. Then they remembered they were needed back at the farm, so off they went down the dark wooded path. When they arrived back at the farm, they were greated by Soundboyz' family. They had heard that Soundboyz and Imara had been in danger and they were very worried about their safety. Seeing that they were both safe, Soundboyz' mother decided to cook up a big celebration dinner for everyone. They ate and danced well into the night! Everyone was relieved that Soundboyz and Imara would no longer have to be in fear of those two evil step-sisters.
The celebration was well under way when a strong gust of wind rushed through the yard, toppling over tables, stirring up leaves and debris. THe crowd quickly disbursed, as Soundboyz and Imara ran for the house. Imara made it inside, but another great WHOOSH of air lifted Soundboyz from his feet and carried him off into the night.
It seemed that he traveled through the air for a long time before he was deposited in a cave high in the mountains he had always gazed at from his window. He was truly frightened this time, because there was no way that Imara or Goldi could reach him in time to escape the wrath of Nzyme. How would they find him so very far away?
He curled up in a corner and wept himself to sleep. He was startled awake when he heard a voice whisper, "Soundboyz." "Soundboyz." When he opened his eyes, there stood Nzyme, shining and glorious like an angel. "I did not bring you here to hurt you," she said. "I brought you here to teach you a lesson I hope you will henceforth carry in your heart." "Have you ever wondered what made me so different from the rest of the family? What made me so bitter and vengeful? It's because I knew that I was not like you. I knew that I was different, but that my difference would never be accepted. So instead of seeking acceptance, I spread chaos. Now that I have reached the next level, I am free to be me. I am free to explore all of the wonders that are Nzyme. I thank you for that. It is true when they say that 'What the devil means for evil, God means for good.' Being the youngest, you have always managed to get whatever you wanted from our parents. They constantly molly-coddled you until you turned into a little punk. In my own twisted way, I was trying to toughen you up for the REAL WORLD. Imara is a good girl, and I hope that one day, you will marry her and not opt for merely "shacking up." Uncle Patches always said, 'Don't treat an Angus like a Jersey. It just ain't right." Anyway, I'm going to take you back now, and if you ever need me, make your way to the sea. Just whistle, and I will come."
Soundboyz heard a loud thundering noise, and soon found himself in his own bed. The house was quiet, so he didn't bother waking anyone to let them know he was home safe. He would surprise them in the morning. He was awakened from the first peaceful slumber he'd had in years by the sound of his window being raised. It was Imara. "Soundboyz, I'm so glad you're ok! Did that wicked witch hurt you?"
"No, Imara," replied Soundboyz, "And I don't think she ever will again...."
EPILOGUE
Years later, Soundboyz was walking along the beach. He had been restless all day, because he wasn't sure about a much anticipated business venture. Whenever he was in doubt about a major decision, he would slip away and "cast his cares into the waves." Sometimes, he would think of Nzyme and wonder if she was still as happy and at peace as she seemed that day. He never whistled for her, because he thought it was silly. How the hell would she be at the same beach at the same time that he was? He sat down on a sand dune, and tried to unravel his problems. "Should I, should I not?" When the pressure became unbearable, he found himself whistling a few bars of "Midnight Train to Georgia." To his amazement, a beautiful bottle-nosed dolphin leapt into the air. As it swam to the shore, Soundboyz ran to the water's edge.
He was startled as he heard his sister's voice inside his head. "What took you so long? I've been waiting for your whistle for YEARS! I see you haven't grown much taller, and you've lost some hair. But you look loved. That's all that really matters. As far as that business deal, just remember to do what's right. That way, at the end of the day, you can rest well---and the FTC won't be knocking at your door!! I've gotta go, but keep in touch, little brother. I REALLY AM only a whistle away!"
The dolphin slid into the water, and headed back out to sea, leaping through the waves. Soundboyz headed home, with a made up mind and some much needed peace...
"Do you still have more dynamite?", asked Imara? "Yes!!!" answered Soundboyz.Soundboyz sent Imara to gather the rest of the dynamite while he tried to remember the melody to "Moon River".
>Blow me to smithereens if you will, but there will always be that voice in your head!!
I think the voices are in YOUR head.Redemption Song!!!!
> What a very telling and enlightening story!
Shut your ass Imara, before I start it back up!!!
n a village , not far from the river....................there lived a little peasant boy. He was the youngest of his family, but was still old enough to understand the dire situation.
You see, the little peasant boy named Soundboyz had two evil step-sisters named Goldi and Nzyme. Every night, he lay in his bed terrified that the two would come in and toss a HUGE green felt snake named Soopafreek on him while yelling, "EAT HIM, EAT HIM!!" His best friend Imara sometimes crawled in through his window to keep him company and help guard him from his attackers. She had not been around lately because the last time she tried to assist Soundboyz, the Terrible Two wrapped the snake around her, began wildly swinging her over their heads, then flung her out into the vegetable garden below, where she landed on particularly prickly squash vine.....
After Imara landed, she dusted off her clothes and began to plot her immediate revenge.She knew there was a need to eliminate these EVIL WITCHES!!!They would try to hurt Soundboyz and keep him from helping his family escape suffering and poverty, and those two evil *ITCHES!!!
Meanwhile, Goldi and Nzyme had their OWN plans. It was the day after the high school science fair, which had some pretty interesting entries. They walked over to their friend Mean Ol' Meany's house (a.k.a. Two Dogs) where they found him in the front yard with his science fair project. He and his cousins Cleete and Jimmy-Pete built a highway-striping machine. Of course it didn't place because it was basically an idiotic invention, but it was just what Goldi and Nzyme needed to further torment their cowardly brother Soundboyz and his "goodie-two-shoes" friend Imara. As they told Mean Ol' Meany their plan, he cackled with malevolent glee...
Later that day, Soundboyz and Imara were walking home from school. "Soundboyz," said Imara, "I think we should poison your sisters. They are so MEAN for NO REASON. What if I bake some chocolate cupcakes and mix Comet in the frosting? You know they're a couple of GREEDY *ITCHES, so they would eat all of them and think nothing of it." "No Imara," Soundboyz replied, "We CANNOT kill them. I love my sisters, and we must pray for them to change. Violence should not beget violence." "OK," replied Imara, "but if you ever want those cupcakes, let me know." All of a sudden, they heard a roaring sound behind them. When they turned around, they saw a dilapidated VW Bug hurtling toward them with a paint-streaked barrel attached to the back. They tried to run, but the contraption was gaining on them at such an alarming rate that they were forced to jump in the roadside ditch or face immediate annihilation. They were sprayed from head to toe with stick white paint, which soon mixed with dried grass and "stickers" to create quite an itchy concoction! As the car sped off, they saw Nzyme, Mean Ol' Meany, and Goldi hanging out the windows, screeching with evil mirth.
"Ok, Imara." muttered Soundboyz as they helped each other up, "This calls for drastic measures...."
"How do you make those cupcakes again?" asked Soundboyz!!!!!!!!These *itches are getting on my last nerve!!!!Hell,I say we kill that one psycho *itch and let the other one live!!!!Besides, the greedy one is the main problem anyway!!!Without further delay, Imara and Soundboyz whipped up about two dozen cup cakes, knowing those greedy *itches would eat every single last one of them!!!!
Without fail, the two barged into the kitchen as usual and ordered Soundboyz to hand over the batch of poisonous cupcakes!!!!He did so with excitement and glee.As he watched them eat, he suddenly remembered that he only wanted that one psycho *itch dead, so he asked the other if she thought they were good.The psycho answered, "Yes" and continued eating. But the greed and mental issues were too much for this psycho *itch to share, so she took the whole plate of cupcakes and started eating them at an alarming rate!!!!
Soundboyz sat back and began chuckling his ass off!!!The psycho *itch ate ALL the damn cupcakes!!!!When she got to the last one, she stopped immediately, and grabbed her heart. She took one last look at everyone and fell to her MISERABLE death! After she died, her body became a green felt-like material that began to morph into a long green snake.The other step sister picked up the 13" green snake and said," I've been looking for this."
Soundboyz and Imara stood looking at Goldi, not sure whether to break out and run of attempt a truce. To their great dismay, the felt snake began growing longer and wider right before their frightened eyes. They hugged each other close, trembling as the snake opened its purple eyes and hissed, "Ahhhh, so you thought you could get rid of me with a little Chlorinol?? Don't you remember I'm the one who takes Kool-Aid packets to the public swimming pool?? Did you think I was eating it dry??" The now GIGANTIC snake slithered over began wrapping itself around the two, who now stood frozen with fear. It circled around and around, binding the two until they were gasping for breath and turning a sickly bluish-purple. The snake then drug to two out the back door and down the lane to the river. "I'll bet you didn't know I'm one part SLINKY and one part WATER MOCCASIN, huh?" she hissed. When they reached the edge of the river, she slithered into the water, taking her victims with her. She swam to middle of the river then dove to the bottom where she released the now lifeless captives. When she reached the river bank, she slid onto it, then morphed back into Nzyme. "I mighy be a PSYCHO, she shouted, "but I'm far from a FOOL!!" She walked back toward the house where Goldi was busy making Rasta Bling Rings and crochet halter tops for them to wear to the Senior Prom. Nzyme gave her a High Five and they laughed hysterically.......
"Imara", yelled Soundboyz , as he swam frantically back and forth trying to find any signs of her.Soundboyz was so weak from fighting off that *itch , he had no energy left to search for Imara. He struggled on to the banks and collapsed into a cold , wet heap.
The morning sun came up, which caused Soundboyz to squint before opening his eyes. He frantically surveyed the area looking for any signs of her. Soundboyz could not think of anything else except revenge if those evil *itches had killed Imara!!He mustered up the strength to walk back to his village with nothing but anger and RAGE on his mind.He walked pass a fairly large mound of debris from the river, when Soundboyz saw something move out of the corner of his eye!!!Could it be? He cautiously neared the pile when he recognized the familiar outline of Imara.
Soundboyz was so happy to see Imara alive and well, he vowed right there, he would do everything in his powers to kill those TWO Witches!! Soundboyz knew the secret to beating them, was to work with Imara. We also knew that by dividing the two sisters, we could isolate the main *itch, thus breaking the dreaded curse!!!
To Soundboyz' suprise, Imara told him that while she was in the grasp of that vile creature,she noticed that it had a blow hole like a dolphin. All at once, They looked at each other simultaneously with a surety that was cause for utter silence.They both knew what needed to be done!!
Soundboyz remembered that his father, a poor peasant farmer, always kept some dynamite handy. It was a must have for clearing extremely rocky fields.He quickly returned to the river , where ge caught three decent sized fish. Soundboyz prepared the fish exactly to the step sisters' liking.He then stuffed the fish with TNT and served it to that one CRAZY *ITCH. BOOM!!!
Imara turned to Soundboyz with hesitation, "Do you think she is really dead, this time?" Soundboyz couldn't be sure, but he wanted to assure Imara that she would be safe. "Don't worry, Imara, no matter what happens, I will always protect you from those two evil, jealous, witches!"
Meanwhile, Soundboyz and Imara were desperately needed back at the family farm...
"Imara, Great news", Soundboyz shouted. "We have rid the village of that one evil sister, and the other one is starting to behave herself without the coaxing of the evil sister", he exclaimed!!We can all sleep more easily , knowing that one evil *ITCH is NO MORE!!!
Soundboyz and Imara were so excited and relieved, they embraced. Then they remembered they were needed back at the farm, so off they went down the dark wooded path. When they arrived back at the farm, they were greated by Soundboyz' family. They had heard that Soundboyz and Imara had been in danger and they were very worried about their safety. Seeing that they were both safe, Soundboyz' mother decided to cook up a big celebration dinner for everyone. They ate and danced well into the night! Everyone was relieved that Soundboyz and Imara would no longer have to be in fear of those two evil step-sisters.
The celebration was well under way when a strong gust of wind rushed through the yard, toppling over tables, stirring up leaves and debris. THe crowd quickly disbursed, as Soundboyz and Imara ran for the house. Imara made it inside, but another great WHOOSH of air lifted Soundboyz from his feet and carried him off into the night.
It seemed that he traveled through the air for a long time before he was deposited in a cave high in the mountains he had always gazed at from his window. He was truly frightened this time, because there was no way that Imara or Goldi could reach him in time to escape the wrath of Nzyme. How would they find him so very far away?
He curled up in a corner and wept himself to sleep. He was startled awake when he heard a voice whisper, "Soundboyz." "Soundboyz." When he opened his eyes, there stood Nzyme, shining and glorious like an angel. "I did not bring you here to hurt you," she said. "I brought you here to teach you a lesson I hope you will henceforth carry in your heart." "Have you ever wondered what made me so different from the rest of the family? What made me so bitter and vengeful? It's because I knew that I was not like you. I knew that I was different, but that my difference would never be accepted. So instead of seeking acceptance, I spread chaos. Now that I have reached the next level, I am free to be me. I am free to explore all of the wonders that are Nzyme. I thank you for that. It is true when they say that 'What the devil means for evil, God means for good.' Being the youngest, you have always managed to get whatever you wanted from our parents. They constantly molly-coddled you until you turned into a little punk. In my own twisted way, I was trying to toughen you up for the REAL WORLD. Imara is a good girl, and I hope that one day, you will marry her and not opt for merely "shacking up." Uncle Patches always said, 'Don't treat an Angus like a Jersey. It just ain't right." Anyway, I'm going to take you back now, and if you ever need me, make your way to the sea. Just whistle, and I will come."
Soundboyz heard a loud thundering noise, and soon found himself in his own bed. The house was quiet, so he didn't bother waking anyone to let them know he was home safe. He would surprise them in the morning. He was awakened from the first peaceful slumber he'd had in years by the sound of his window being raised. It was Imara. "Soundboyz, I'm so glad you're ok! Did that wicked witch hurt you?"
"No, Imara," replied Soundboyz, "And I don't think she ever will again...."
EPILOGUE
Years later, Soundboyz was walking along the beach. He had been restless all day, because he wasn't sure about a much anticipated business venture. Whenever he was in doubt about a major decision, he would slip away and "cast his cares into the waves." Sometimes, he would think of Nzyme and wonder if she was still as happy and at peace as she seemed that day. He never whistled for her, because he thought it was silly. How the hell would she be at the same beach at the same time that he was? He sat down on a sand dune, and tried to unravel his problems. "Should I, should I not?" When the pressure became unbearable, he found himself whistling a few bars of "Midnight Train to Georgia." To his amazement, a beautiful bottle-nosed dolphin leapt into the air. As it swam to the shore, Soundboyz ran to the water's edge.
He was startled as he heard his sister's voice inside his head. "What took you so long? I've been waiting for your whistle for YEARS! I see you haven't grown much taller, and you've lost some hair. But you look loved. That's all that really matters. As far as that business deal, just remember to do what's right. That way, at the end of the day, you can rest well---and the FTC won't be knocking at your door!! I've gotta go, but keep in touch, little brother. I REALLY AM only a whistle away!"
The dolphin slid into the water, and headed back out to sea, leaping through the waves. Soundboyz headed home, with a made up mind and some much needed peace...
"Do you still have more dynamite?", asked Imara? "Yes!!!" answered Soundboyz.Soundboyz sent Imara to gather the rest of the dynamite while he tried to remember the melody to "Moon River".
It was pitch black over in the old barn where father stored his dynamite.......
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