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Friday, April 29, 2005

Free Friday's Friendly Forum







O.K., after meeting with my staff(Imara), and checking the numbers, stats, and graphs, we have decided to try out an open forum on Fridays. We here at "Where Two or More.....", have decided to open up a free forum called "Free Friday's Friendly Forum", where we will give our reader(s) a chance to express what's on your mind(s), in an effort to try and offer advice to you, the reader(s), with whatever issues and problems you might be facing.

It is our goal here at "Where Two or More....." to try and connect with the public and see just what issues are of concern to you. We also want everyone to know that no subject is off limits and no issue too taboo to confront. We understand the need for some of our readers to remain private , so we have agreed to allow anonymous comments for Friday(s) only(Two Dogs). This will provide those who wish to raise sensitive issues, to be able to remain anonymous and still be able to participate. However , if it becomes a problem, anonymous commenting will be turned off , suddenly, and without warning(Two Dogs). If all goes well, this will become a recurring fixture here at our site.

Disclaimer: The parties that comprise"Where Two or More......" are not responsible for the advice given over these internets. Individuals who seek advice from "Where Two or More....." are urged to seek professional council for problems concerning psychological , sociological, psychiatric, emotional distress or any other issues that may need professional counseling. "Where Two or More ...." and it's affiliates and subsidiaries, cannot , by law , be held legally or personally responsible for any actions resulting from advice or commentary dispensed from or around this blog. We also reserve the right to disregard any and all comments , questions and/or advice posed during said interaction. Any damages, or problems that may arise from advice dispensed from this site , cannot be used, or submitted as evidence in legal motions , suits, or any other proceedings involving a court of law. All persons affiliated with "Where Two or More...." are not licensed as professional therapists ,psychiatrists, or psychologists, nor do we claim to be acting in said capacity, Biatches!!!!

71 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a problem that I could use some advice about...

I have a partner... let's just say we "work" together. He is a very sweet guy, but sometimes he can get on my last good nerve. Should I tell him to "cool it", or just ignore him?

Thank you in advance for your advice with this situation!

Fri Apr 29, 11:17:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

^Hi, Imara!!!!! Nice of you to join us!!!!You know it's really sad when you have to comment as anonymous in order to talk about me!!!Nice try!!!!If you do it again, i'm turning off the anonymous commenting!!!!!You're going to ruin it for everyone!!!!

By the way, your partner is a sweet guy and only means well. I think you should show him some love and realize that he is the best thing since running water!!!!It also wouldn't hurt to let him know that he's the greatest!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 11:24:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I have a question. I know this psycho chick that stalks me over the internet!!She thinks I like her , but she is just crazy. We have a blog together and she is constantly trying to impress me by writing fancy posts about all sorts of topics. I like the posts, but I don't like her in that way. How do I let her know that this is the internet and she needs to get a life?

I'm directing this one to Imara, seeing that she can give me a woman's perspective.

Thanks FBS.

Fri Apr 29, 11:29:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>I think you should show him some love and realize that he is the best thing since running water!!!!It also wouldn't hurt to let him know that he's the greatest!!!!

You've been hanging with Two Dogs too long!! LOL!!

Fri Apr 29, 11:33:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>I'm directing this one to Imara, seeing that she can give me a woman's perspective.

Dear "FBS",
Thank you for writing. Based on the details you gave me, it sounds like you might be jumping to conclusions here... what makes you think that she likes YOU? Also, I'm not sure which blog you're speaking about, but I'm sure that she is the reason that the blog is successful, so that being said, I think you should quickly realize that she is the key to your ultimate happiness and success. Good luck and GET A LIFE!!

Fri Apr 29, 11:47:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Thanks Imara!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 11:50:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit!!!! I mean .......Thanks Imara!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 11:51:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

LOL!!!!!! What the hell does "FBS" stand for?

P.S.- I knew it was you, Silly!

Fri Apr 29, 11:58:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The thing that is puzzling me is this: Are soundboyz and Imara actually the same person? I mean is soundboyz just getting in touch with his feminie side here?

Thanks and great blog.....

Fri Apr 29, 12:00:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> LOL!!!!!! What the hell does "FBS" stand for?

P.S.- I knew it was you, Silly!

FBS stands for Fu*%^#g BU**SH^T.

Is that you commenting as Anonymous again?

Fri Apr 29, 12:05:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>The thing that is puzzling me is this: Are soundboyz and Imara actually the same person? I mean is soundboyz just getting in touch with his feminie side here?

Very interesting question, Anonymous!

Actually, Soundboyz and I are two seperate and very different people. I could see where you would think that Soundboyz would be trying to get in touch with his feminine side, after all... he has been known to act like a little beyotch from time to time!

Fri Apr 29, 12:07:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

Is that you commenting as Anonymous again?

NO! We have a real live first advice seeker!

Fri Apr 29, 12:08:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> after all... he has been known to act like a little beyotch from time to time!

O.K that's IT!!!!I'm turning off the anonymous comments!!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 12:09:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>NO! We have a real live first advice seeker!

Imara, cut the shit!!!!That was YOU!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 12:10:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Imara, cut the shit!!!!That was YOU!!!!

Soundboyz, I swear, it's NOT me!!

Fri Apr 29, 12:15:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Soundboyz, I swear, it's NOT me!!


And you called me a little beyotch?!!!!!!!STAFF MEETING NOW!!!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 12:17:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>And you called me a little beyotch?!!!!!!!STAFF MEETING NOW!!!!!!

See?? LOL!!!

Anyway, it's "Free Friday's Friendly Forum"... lighten up... be free, be friendly...

P.S.- you know I was only kidding about the "little" part! LOL!!

Fri Apr 29, 12:26:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>be free, be friendly...

Let's not bring your street walking tactics into this!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 12:29:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Where is everybody? I guess the little drunkards don't want to hear any free advice!! See Imara, I knew your silly little idea wouldn't work!!!!!!Why did I ever listen to you in the firstplace?!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 12:35:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Two Dogs probably had a hot date with Heyonce and he has Two Dogs tied up .....literally!!!

Nzyme probably had a Dolphie malfunction and ended up in the hospital with an impaled object, plus magnesium poisoning.

Goldi is probably back at her blog getting drunk!!!!!Trying to knit a sweater from hair she got from her armpits!!!

Fri Apr 29, 12:43:00 PM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so, does soundboyz look like ghetto wedding singer/r.kelley? ifso, this may explain why he tries soooo hard and can obtain only blowup women.

Fri Apr 29, 01:15:00 PM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so, does soundboyz look like ghetto wedding singer/r.kelley?http://www.soundboyz.com/formaldj/index.php?PageID=philadelphia-djs

if so, this may explain why he tries soooo hard and can obtain only blowup women.

Fri Apr 29, 01:16:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Let's not bring your street walking tactics into this!!!!

Hey, don't knock it! It worked when I was pimping you, didn't it?

Fri Apr 29, 01:43:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Where is everybody? I guess the little drunkards don't want to hear any free advice!! See Imara, I knew your silly little idea wouldn't work!!!!!!Why did I ever listen to you in the firstplace?!!!!


You don't even want me to call you out here, do you!? Cause I will do it! LOL!! This was ALL your idea. Now own it!!

Fri Apr 29, 01:44:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>so, does soundboyz look like ghetto wedding singer/r.kelley?

Unfortunately, I think so!!

Fri Apr 29, 01:46:00 PM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the link for soundboyz is -->
http://www.soundboyz.com/formaldj/index.php?PageID=philadelphia-djs

i see he likes his womens golden -er- yella.

Fri Apr 29, 01:50:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

O.K Imara, this is turning into a fight between the two of us , when we are supposed to be helping other people!!!I don't want to fight with you!!!! O.K.?

Fri Apr 29, 01:52:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>i see he likes his womens golden -er- yella.

Yep!!! Imara is as close as you can get to white without the Klan coming after you!

Fri Apr 29, 01:53:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>You don't even want me to call you out here, do you!? Cause I will do it! LOL!! This was ALL your idea. Now own it!!

OK!!!! It was YOUR stupid IDEA!!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 01:54:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Yep!!! Imara is as close as you can get to white without the Klan coming after you!

Ahh, you're so romantic, and stuff!

Fri Apr 29, 02:03:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>OK!!!! It was YOUR stupid IDEA!!!!!

I don't want fight today, either. Truce? Really, it was BOTH of our ideas... OKAY?!!

Fri Apr 29, 02:04:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

OK!!! It was both of our ideas!!!

Fri Apr 29, 02:24:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

See, that wasn't so hard! *smile*

(Imara, note to self, next time Soundboyz has another bright idea... ignore him like usual!)

Fri Apr 29, 03:21:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Imara, you're going to need therapy after i'm finished with you!!!!Physical therapy!!!!Oh, did you see that we had a new comment...........on yesterday's post!!!

Fri Apr 29, 03:25:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

Great blog people. It's like a split personality talking in circles.

Hey look it's me!

Fri Apr 29, 04:13:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Great blog people. It's like a split personality talking in circles.


Speaking of split personality......What's up Two Dogs.......We thought that Heyonce had you chained up ! I guess you were finally able to break free from the bondage of slavery , huh?

Fri Apr 29, 04:30:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

>Nzyme probably had a Dolphie malfunction and ended up in the hospital with an impaled object, plus magnesium poisoning.


Soundboyz,

You're absolutely right---about the hospitalization. But it wasn't because of Dolphie.

Fri Apr 29, 07:39:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Oh no.....are you OK NZYME? Please tell me that everything is OK......

Sat Apr 30, 11:23:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

Nzyme, I hope you're okay now. Is there anything we can do to help? We're all here if you need to talk.

Sat Apr 30, 12:05:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

Two Dogs, nice of you to stop by. Do you have a problem we can help you with? This is a free advice forum...

Kinda like Charlie Brown and Lucy... Soundboyz is Charlie Brown. He can never quit get the girl. No wait... didn't Lucy want Charlie Brown? No, no, wrong analogy.

Sat Apr 30, 12:08:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Imara , stop hating!!!!!!

Sat Apr 30, 12:15:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

I don't hate, I mas... opps, sorry. Wrong topic! LOL!!!

Sat Apr 30, 01:16:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> I don't hate, I mas... opps, sorry. Wrong topic! LOL!!!

See!!!!!Don't hold back !!!!This is a free forum remember!!!!!!Go on , say it ...You what? You MASTICATE? Well, don't be ashamed Imara, we all chew our food.Or did you mean that you mass debate?

This is a free forum, so if you have an issue, just come (No pun) out with it!!

Sat Apr 30, 01:46:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

Nzyme - I hope you are doing well.

Soundboyz >Goldi is probably back at her blog getting drunk!!!!!Trying to knit a sweater from hair she got from her armpits!!!

I crochet biyach not knit! Krow-shayyy. I am a hooker and a yarnwhore, but NOT a knitter.

Busted! I did have 3 double shots of tequila and a Corona chaser while making my Rasta purses.

Sat Apr 30, 01:46:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Busted! I did have 3 double shots of tequila and a Corona chaser while making my Rasta purses.

It's OK Goldi , we're all family here. Is it something that you feel is a problem? Do you want to discuss it on this forum?I know that you had something else....if you were making Rasta purses, what usually goes in those Rasta purses? Come on Goldi, help us help YOU!!!

Sat Apr 30, 01:50:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> I am a hooker and a yarnwhore, but NOT a knitter.

Goldi, I'm sooooo sorry. I didn't know!!!!I was just joking around, but I NEVER expected you to actually admit to this!!!!!!Is there something you want to tell us sweetie? Do you have a habit that forces you to hit the strip? Come on Goldi, tell us so we can help you.

Sat Apr 30, 01:53:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

Nzyme, we are all glad that you are okay, but if it involves your ass, I guessing that it's not asthma. But maybe Texas doctors have different descriptions of illnesses than Mississippi doctors.

Sat Apr 30, 08:21:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Two Dogs,

Just as TX doctors know an ASS when they see one, I do too----ASS!! Have a great day!!

Sun May 01, 08:40:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

I had that coming, thanks.

Sun May 01, 12:23:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

Nyzyme - here take about a tablespoon full of Chronic (or any premiun brand of um collard greens), make it into a tea (steep for 30 min.) drink. Its a great tonic for -er- lung/repiratory health. For true.

Sun May 01, 01:00:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Nyzyme - here take about a tablespoon full of Chronic (or any premiun brand of um collard greens), make it into a tea (steep for 30 min.) drink. Its a great tonic for -er- lung/repiratory health. For true.

Goldi, are you trying to kill Nzyme? The woman said she suffered an "ASTHMA attack"!What part of "ASTHMA attack" don't you understand?Why the HELL would you tell her to do that?

Nzyme, please do NOT do that. Goldi OBVIOUSLY had some of that sh*t!!!She is not licensed in anything medical. She makes Rasta purses , so this should give you an indication that she is NOT licensed to give that type of information.Please disregard!

Sun May 01, 02:30:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

actually, i am also a trained reflexologist. i've studied traditional (alternative) health traditions for 20 years (and I'm 33)....So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!

I AM SELF-EMPLOYED AND I HAVE 5 JOBS (NOT JAMAICAN) - DON'T PLAY SB.

and what i recommended is an excellent remedy for the lungs (not inhailed but drunk).

Sun May 01, 03:56:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>...So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!

Goldi, Is this another one of your recommended remedies for asthma. Listen, I am sorry .I was ignorant of the fact that you were informed about such expertise.So, how are your "reflexes" after you drink a cup of chronic?

Sun May 01, 04:23:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>i've studied traditional (alternative) health traditions for 20 years (and I'm 33)....So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!


Wow, that is impressive!!!!So tell me Goldi, do you recommend any type of herb for bad mood swings or mild depression?It's not for me , it's for a friend, you know.......

Sun May 01, 04:28:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

st. johns wart, valerian and skullcap are nice too or you -er- your friend can just eat a lot of chocolate (for seritonin).

Sun May 01, 06:05:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

Soundboyz > So, how are your "reflexes" after you drink a cup of chronic?

I put Bruce Lee to shame.

Sun May 01, 06:06:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>I put Bruce Lee to shame.

Do you mean that your eyes are more closed than his?

Sun May 01, 06:31:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

that was politically incorrect. Hiyaaa! (Miss Piggy karate chop).

Sun May 01, 07:02:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> that was politically incorrect. Hiyaaa! (Miss Piggy karate chop).


Sorry Goldi. I have to work on my political correctness!!!!For the longest time , I thought the women's movement was code name for the strip club......

Sun May 01, 07:38:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>bad mood swings or mild depression?It's not for me , it's for a friend, you know.......

Now I understand, Soundboyz.

Mon May 02, 11:20:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>bad mood swings or mild depression?It's not for me , it's for a friend, you know.......

>Now I understand, Soundboyz.


Understand WHAT?!?!?!?!

Imara , you should just leave me the HELL alone OK!!!!!!I'm fine!!!!It was for a m*$%er F$@!*ng FRIEND! OK?!?!?!?!?!KNOW IT ALL!!!!!Sheeeeesh!!!!Sh*t!!!

Mon May 02, 11:32:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

^Yeah... right!

Mon May 02, 11:41:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Sorry Imara, I was suffering from violent mood swings!!!I really apologize for that outburst. I am such an ass!!!!I NEVER say the right things.....everyone HATES ME!!!!I knew we shouldn't open up this stupid forum......it's all my dumb idea, i'm SO dumb!!!!!!!!!

Mon May 02, 11:54:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>I am such an ass!!!!

That's the most real thing you've said in awhile. LOL!!

Mon May 02, 12:00:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>That's the most real thing you've said in awhile. LOL!!

Listen, I'm not feeling good about MYSELF IMARA!!!! Don't you think you should try to build me up, instead of tearing me down at every little opportunity you get?!?

Mon May 02, 12:18:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Listen, I'm not feeling good about MYSELF IMARA!!!! Don't you think you should try to build me up, instead of tearing me down at every little opportunity you get?!?

You're right, Soundboyz. That's no way for me to treat my partner. I apologize.

A bit of advice, since this is the "advice forum"... if you change your actions, the reactions will change. Marinate on that one for awhile. LOL!!

Mon May 02, 12:29:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>A bit of advice, since this is the "advice forum"... if you change your actions, the reactions will change. Marinate on that one for awhile. LOL!!

Thanks for that advise Imara!!! I think that I am starting to understand a little better. Gee, I'm glad I thought up this forum!!!See, I CAN do something right!!!!Dammit, I like ME!!!Thanks again Imara, you are so wise !!!And to think you dropped out of middle school to live a life of drug use and prostitution!!!!God bless you.Keep up the good WORKS!!!

Mon May 02, 12:43:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>!And to think you dropped out of middle school to live a life of drug use and prostitution!!!!God bless you.Keep up the good WORKS!!!

Sorry Imara,that wasn't you. So sorry!!!

Mon May 02, 12:56:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>And to think you dropped out of middle school to live a life of drug use and prostitution!!!!

Yeah, and then I wised up and stopped listening to YOU!!

>God bless you

Thank you. He already has!

Mon May 02, 12:58:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Imara, if you look at the comments before this, you would see that I realized that I had made a mistake.I had mistaken you for someone else!!!!It's easy to get misunderstood on this thing. Sorry again......

Mon May 02, 01:17:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>>i've studied traditional (alternative) health traditions for 20 years (and I'm 33)....So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!


Wait a minute.......Does this mean that you have been smoking weed since 13?

Tue May 03, 04:30:00 AM 2005  

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