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Monday, April 11, 2005

What a Doll!



As some of you might already know, I have embarked on a spiritual , self induced "strike" against having sexual intercourse with women. My reasoning for this was simply to drive home the point that men are just as important and desired by women as women are to men. During my "strike", I have been heckled and ridiculed, badgered and scorned , all in an effort to break down my willpower and my determination!I have refused "numerous" advances and I have thwarted several attempts to lure me into a trap in order to break my will!I knew going into this that it was going to be a difficult and demanding challenge.

Today, I am proud to say that I have successfully proven my point . I have met, and began dating a woman who agrees with my rational .From the start, she agreed whole heartedly with my views and was willing to concede that I was correct in my assertions. I can truly say that this woman has filled a void that has been far too present in my life. I must admit, she has changed my views of women , and taught me that females are kind and loving creatures , that are necessary for the wholeness of a man. I am declaring my love and devotion to this woman. I must say that this woman was the only one that was able to convince me to cross the "picket line" , and get back to the business of love!! I stand here before you today, a changed man and all the better thanks to her. I love you baby doll!!!

I have provided a link of her lovely photo here for all of you to bear witness to my true love!!!

27 Comments:

Blogger Imara said...

Soundboyz, I'm so happy for you! I must say she is a beautiful woman. She looks a little "puffy"... is she carrying your love child? I certainly hope you don't "blow" this one. She sure is a keeper. All my best to you and Dolly on your new life together.

Mon Apr 11, 12:37:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

She looks perfect for you. I bet you don't get a lot of lip from her either. And you know, I don't think that you would get in trouble for beating hell outta her. 'Cause you know sometimes you just gotta do that.

BTW, is she going to have to pay you reparations? Cause she looks white to me.

Mon Apr 11, 12:47:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Imara, I thank you for those kind words.No, I don't think Dolly is preggo , but after this weekend, hey , who REALLY knows!!Wish us luck!!!Imara , I can truly say that this is the one!!!She doesn't seem fake like the rest, you know what im' saying? Oh man, I'm in such a daze right now , I can't go a minute without thinking about her.She is warm and caring, not cold and unresponsive like some of my past lovers!!!She is just full of love and feelings , not a bunch of hot air like some women!!She knows just what to say!!She's perfect!!!

Mon Apr 11, 01:14:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Geekbird said...

I'm gonna leave this one alone. I think Djxplicit is gonna have a field day.

Mon Apr 11, 01:17:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> I don't think that you would get in trouble for beating hell outta her. 'Cause you know sometimes you just gotta do that.

Two Dogs, I am offended by that statement!!!NEVER, I repeat, NEVER do I condone putting your hands on ANY woman for ANY reason!!!!I AM ASHAMED!!!HOW DARE YOU!!!

If you knew Dolly, harming her would be the LAST thing on your mind!!She is very sweet.She is warm and receptive, and she knows just what to say!!

>BTW, is she going to have to pay you reparations? Cause she looks white to me.

No, Two Dogs, Dolly is NOT white. She is 1/6 Polynesian , 2/7 Asian, 3/16Thai , and 4/9 negroid, she is also semetic. That would make her Polysynthetic!!
I know she would just be considered black to you in your little racist world!!!I don't care what color her skin is, we don't see "color", we see love!!!She has breathed new life into me and i'm alive with happiness!!!!

Mon Apr 11, 01:29:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> I'm gonna leave this one alone. I think Djxplicit is gonna have a field day.

Geekbird, don't hate ...congratulate!!!!! She sure IS fine , isn't she?Of course you're going to leave this one alone, she's all mine. Although, she does have a bunch of sisters that look just like her!!If you want , I'll put in a good word for you!!!

Mon Apr 11, 01:33:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>She doesn't seem fake like the rest, you know what im' saying?

Although, I must admit, Soundboyz, she does look like she might of had some "work" done... ya know... a little plastic surgery?

Mon Apr 11, 01:53:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Geekbird said...

>If you want , I'll put in a good word for you!!!

I really dont think i need help in the female department.

Mon Apr 11, 01:54:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Imara, I don't think Dolly had any "plastic surgery".Ha HA , very funny motherf*#kE!, I know what you're trying to insinuate!!!!!Why don't you just come out and say it? You're trying to say she must be "fake" because she is so beautiful!!! Well Congratulations, you are the 9th hater of the day!!!!WRONG!!!!She is not "fake" and she is NOT phony!!! She is very sweet and genuine!!! Just because a woman is beautiful doesn't mean that she is superficial!!!!Dolly is not that way, she is very warm and receptive to my every need!!I think someone is catching feelings and can't find a cure!!!!

Mon Apr 11, 02:21:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>I really dont think i need help in the female department.

Suit yourself GB, but no female you ever knew can compare to my Dolly!!!She is smart, sweet , sexy and sassy!! Plus she knows just what to say to make your day!!I wish all women would learn from this beauty..We are even discussing the big M!!!!!I told her that we should wait a while , I don't want her to feel as though she's a "mail order bride". It's all good in the hood though!!!

Mon Apr 11, 02:25:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>I think someone is catching feelings and can't find a cure!!!!

LOL... My heart is breaking Soundboyz! I thought we had something "special", but obviously a plastic, fake, so-called "woman" is beating my time!

Mon Apr 11, 03:05:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> but obviously a plastic, fake, so-called "woman" is beating my time!

You call my woman plastic and fake again and she's going to beat more than your time!!!!!!!Nucca!!!!

Mon Apr 11, 03:10:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

Fake, plastic B*tch!

Mon Apr 11, 03:22:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Fake, plastic B*tch!
I wouldn't talk if I were you . Smarty Jones trainer called , he said Smarty needs his ponytail back for the Kentucky Derby, Sorry!!!!

See , that's why we can't get nowhere as a people!!!!Somebody always got to have hate in their heart because of someone else's happiness!!Imara, I'll talk to you later about this , I don't want to put our business out on front street like that!!Just know that it's not like it all seems Imara, just trust me. I can't talk about it now , but just trust me on this one!!Call me later!!

Mon Apr 11, 03:49:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Smarty needs his ponytail back for the Kentucky Derby

You didn't say that the other night when you... never mind, you're right... we won't get into that here!

>it's not like it all seems Imara, just trust me

How can I trust you when you've already thrown that plastic heffer in my face? I'll think about calling you later.

Mon Apr 11, 04:08:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

O.K. Imara, I will admit , I think she does have fake breasts, but hey, they can double as passengr side airbags!!Don't be upset Imara , just trust me on this one , please!!!Call me O.K.!! When P goes to HW's house .I will be waiting!!!

Mon Apr 11, 04:18:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

Pitiful, just pitiful. soundboyz, you have gone from owning the females to groveling in the dirt. Go back to strikeland and start over, you clouded your judgment.

Mon Apr 11, 04:58:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

Wait, DAMMIT MAN, SNAP OUTTA THAT SHIT! You are going to make us all look bad. That was a real crash and burn......soundboyz, who's your daddy? Obviously, Imara.

Mon Apr 11, 05:03:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Zodiac Digital said...

its sad that you take pictures from google image search (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=femaledoll.JPG) and claim that she is your girlfriend. cmon, you can get yourself a girl like that in real life soundboyz! i have faith in you, man (no homo)!

Mon Apr 11, 07:21:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> its sad that you take pictures from google image search


Awwwww .....who am I trying to kid...Your right Xplicit!! i'm not really seeing Dolly!!Sadly, it was all a sham!!!My apologies to everyone who I have hurt with these vicious lies. Sorry.... Yo, I didn't see the one in the middle . Holy Sh*T , I'm in love again!!!

Mon Apr 11, 08:08:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

she's perfect for you soundboyz. you have bad-boyfriend/lover-karma; a woman will like you if she is made of plastic or if you abstain from sex. well actually djx just proved that you can't even get a REAL plastic girlfriend!

Mon Apr 11, 09:00:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>a woman will like you if she is made of plastic or if you abstain from sex

Are you made of plastic Goldi?

>well actually djx just proved that you can't even get a REAL plastic girlfriend!

What , Dolly IS real and she IS NOT plastic............she's polyurethane !!!!So that's how much you know!!!!

Mon Apr 11, 09:05:00 PM 2005  
Blogger KR said...

Soundboyz, give up Dolly and try getting back to basics. You need a little more self-love. Join me in libidinous celibacy --its a great way to get your head on straight and you don't have to worry about STDs :)

Mon Apr 11, 09:26:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Hi Kelly,

I am right behind you!!!

Mon Apr 11, 10:50:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Well, I must say Kelly, that was very interesting! I am willing to give it a shot!

Mon Apr 11, 11:37:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Are Dolly and Nikki sisters? If so, WATCH OUT!!

Sun Apr 17, 10:13:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

NEWS FLASH:

Postal officers in Chemnitz, Germany recently enacted bomb-scare measures when a package began to shake during processing.

The cops were called and they took the sender of the shaking package into the processing plant. It turns out the parcel contained a life-sized female doll equipped with a vibration mode.

The sender had bought the doll but was now returning it to the manufacturer as the doll was turning itself on at inappropriate times.


Dolly was kinda shook up when she arrived, huh?

Tue Apr 19, 02:10:00 PM 2005  

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