Free Friday's Friendly Forum
O.K., after meeting with my staff(Imara), and checking the numbers, stats, and graphs, we have decided to try out an open forum on Fridays. We here at "Where Two or More.....", have decided to open up a free forum called "Free Friday's Friendly Forum", where we will give our reader(s) a chance to express what's on your mind(s), in an effort to try and offer advice to you, the reader(s), with whatever issues and problems you might be facing.
It is our goal here at "Where Two or More....." to try and connect with the public and see just what issues are of concern to you. We also want everyone to know that no subject is off limits and no issue too taboo to confront. We understand the need for some of our readers to remain private , so we have agreed to allow anonymous comments for Friday(s) only(Two Dogs). This will provide those who wish to raise sensitive issues, to be able to remain anonymous and still be able to participate. However , if it becomes a problem, anonymous commenting will be turned off , suddenly, and without warning(Two Dogs). If all goes well, this will become a recurring fixture here at our site.
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posted by Wayne World | 11:01 PM
64 Comments:
Now , Don't everybody clam up!
> Um...turn on the anonymous thingie.
NO!!!SOME PEOPLE can't obey the rules, so we stopped anonymous comments until further notice Goldi!Nothing personal.
Goldi, thanks for the link.I am going to chezeck it out on Gizoogle and see what's izup with it.
Hey Goldi, Listen ,weren't you talking to me about a problem somewhere , and I suggested that you bring it up on Free Friday's Friendly Forum? I suggest you bring it up here , in front of Pastor Steve , and God , and the rest of the world?
Do you really want the anonymous comments back on Goldi?
> Nice topic, Soundboyz. I bet you were up all night trying to write this one.
Ha.....:(. Listen Imara, now would be a perfect time to bring up some of your issues of insecurity. I mean, do you wan't me to turn on the anonymous commenting?
And I think you should also try to deal with other issues Imara, tell us all about it... Maybe somehow, some way, you can get the help you SO desperately need.:(
>I could think of a few people I would like to slap... is it only limited to "co-workers"?
Imara, are there unresolved issues here?Are you saying that you want to slap someone?Please, explain further.
It's O.K. Imara, forget I ever brought it up.Everything is fine!!!:(
>HA... and YOU think I need help! I think you're the one crying out for help, Soundboyz.
ME??????WHAT HELP????????Black please!!!!!You're lucky I am taking your advice and not using the N word anymore. Instead i'm replacing it with friendlier, more positive terms!!
>Soundboyz, ... you know what, I was wrong about you!
What now Imara?
I think I am going to turn on anonymous comments....For all the closet freaks,a.k.a. Super freaks, a.k.a Freak of the Week a.k.a. Freaks of Nature....You know you're a freak when you have multiple alias'.....:(
Um hi there I have a small issue, well it isn't really small. I am preoccupied by penises and they have to be *ahem* endowed. Every thing to me is phallic.
Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a 13 inch schlong to me!
Ummmm, I want my ex-husband back. Any suggestions on how I can accomplish this??
Hello. My younger male co-worker has a crush on me.... How can I let him down gently without affecting our work relationship??
So loving large long dong is okay?
It must be limp shrievelled teeny-peeny people who think its wrong. GREAT! I'm healed! Bless you Freaky Friday Forum!
WOW!!!!You turn on the anonymous comments , and the FREAKS come out like roaches!!!
Hi Nzyme, I find it real funny that you just pop up when the anonymous comments come on!!!!!!
>Um hi there I have a small issue, well it isn't really small. I am preoccupied by penises and they have to be *ahem* endowed. Every thing to me is phallic.
Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a 13 inch schlong to me!
Hi Goldi!!!!
> You forgot "Freakazoids."
No I didn't...I purposefully left it out.We can't go that far!!!!
I have a problem concerning the upcoming holiday. I don't like my Mother. What do you buy for a Mother that you don't like in the first place?
>Ummm, Soundboyz, exactly WHOM would you like to slap? And with WHAT? And WHERE? And yes, we can extend this to "co-bloggers" as well....
Nzyme, I don't want to slap anyone, it was Imara!!Speaking of Imara.....
>Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a 13 inch schlong to me!
To be honest... I don't see where the "issue" is? LOL!!
HOW.........R U D E!!!!!!I see where this is going!!!
>I have a problem concerning the upcoming holiday. I don't like my Mother. What do you buy for a Mother that you don't like in the first place?
Hey Anonymous, If you don't like your mother, then don't get her anything. This will be the perfect way to say Mom, I can't stand the sight of you!!!You should be true to your feelings because then , and only then, you're feelings will be true to you!!
Wassup my niggas? I like tha spot. Thought I'd stop by and LICK IT!!
>Yes, Soundboyz, you "see" where this is going because you're driving this crazy freak bus!
Beep beep ......(().
>Soundboyz, uh, I mean, Soopafreak, exactly what spot are you licking?
Imara, that's NOT me!!!
Um yeah, I know the nigga name Stuupidfreak--I mean Soopafreak. He will not get out of my house. How do I get him to stay the f$%& out?
>Be thankful for your mother. She could have decided NOT to have YOU.
And that's a drawback? I didn't want to come to this fucked up planet anyway. I'd rather be on Uranus! Just another reason not to get her shit! Thanks, Ms. Goldi!
>Be thankful for your mother. She could have decided NOT to have YOU.
So, just because she decides to have you , you owe her your life and have to put up with her stupid shit!!!!!I didn't ask her to be BORN!!!Why the FUCK should I have to be forever in debt for something I didn't fuckin ask for!!!!!!!At least with a student loan, you fuckin get something out of it!!!!!...........Anonymous.
Yo, Goldi:
"What it is hoe, ah what's up (what's up)
Can a nigga get in them guts (them guts)
Cut you up like you ain't been cut (been cut)
Show your ass how to really catch a nut (oh yeah yeah)
Well give me you number and I'll call (I'll call)
And I'll follow that ass in the mall (in the mall)
Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin' down your walls..."
Can I get the digits?
'Sup Soundboyz
You're insinuating that I'm hot
But these goodies boy are not
Just for any of the many men that's trying to get on top
No you can't call me later
And I don't want your number
I'm not changin' stories
Just respect the play I'm callin'
I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it
Got you all hot and bothered
Mad cuz I talk around it
if you're lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh HELL NO!
>You should get Speed Racer Porno Remix later today,
You watch Kiddie porn Goldi?:(
>Sounds like Soundboyz just got dissed!! LMAO!!!!!!!!
Sorry Imara, We all know it's you trying to be the Ghetto Ciara , knowing that your goodies could'nt fit in a jar!
>Soundboyz, why don't you like your Moms??
I didn't say I didn't like my MOMS!!!I was making the comment in regards to Anonymous!
>Sounds like Soundboyz just got dissed!! LMAO!!!!!!!!
Keep it up, and I will just turn off anonymous commenting.
> Nzyme-it would explain how he treats us.
How? I have nothing but the upmost love and respect for you Goldi Luv.It's just that I can't figure out if you were once a man, twice a child, or if you were just once a man?
Anonymous comments off!!!!
>But I bet yours will!!!
Just petty and childish.Imara, let's not even go there.:(
I don't like where you're taking this blog!!!:(
Yo, Nzyme:
"And look see I can tell from this lil' vibe you got me feeling that you diggin' me boo I'm diggin' you too
You wanna be one of the chosen few then gone jig up in this motherfucka maybe me and you can do it big up in this motherfucka
Sit you in the crib where u can chill don't have to move a muscle
Give you some dick good now you be good daddy gone hustle
Come here let me whisper in yo ear I gotta tell ya something
Listenin to this song kinda make a nigga want somethin'
Be in some thang dreamin' now i'm feenin' like im on somethin'
Girl don't hold it from me cuz right now I'll be then strong armed it
I ain't the type that will ruin ya life by runnin' game and throwin' ya dreams
Get in ya brain teach ya game ease ya pain and show ya thangs
Sit cha on some leather seats while blowin' green and switchin' lanes
Girl stop playin' let me beat it out the frame!"
The anonymous has been on this whole time, so the fact that you thought it was off and there were NO anonymous comments , leads me to think that you were the manly sounding anonymous commenter .> 'Sup Soundboyz......LOL!!!!!Wassup Imara!!!!!!!!
>cuz right now I'll be then strong armed it
Naw, I think this is some real freak stuff here!!Unless it's Goldi......I think that's Goldi!!!
>This is just further proof that you are both "Anonymous" and "Soopafreak".
LOL!!! Listen , I may be anonymous AND a soopafreak, but I am neither "Anonymous" , nor "Soopafreak".
>Soundboyz, unfortunately, not every woman was meant to be a mother.
Why are you directing that at me for?
Uh, I just got the chance to log on and I get this. Damn, folks. All about the little 13"ers. Okay I understand that huge things are uncomfortable sometimes, but why back down to one that small?
Just curious.
>Uh, I just got the chance to log on and I get this. Damn, folks. All about the little 13"ers. Okay I understand that huge things are uncomfortable sometimes, but why back down to one that small?
Just curious.
LOL!!!!!!LOL!!!!!LOL!!!!DON'T EVEN START WITH THAT AGAIN!!!!!!
Imara, I did not sign it as anonymous, I was mentioning this to him, so I was talking to him and I used his name at the end to say , exactly Anonymous!
Yo, Soundboyz! Ya'll got some lil' freeek-a-leeeeks runnin' this piece fo' sho'! Shawties, if ya'll eva need help wit tha 13", holla atcha boy!
1-888-DIAL-A-DICK!!
Hello, Imara and Soundboyz. I see that you have a pretty diverse audience. It also seems like you give some pretty good advice. I have a problem that I would like some assistance with. Basically I have been friends with a guy for a couple of years and have since developed a crush on him. The only thing is that he is in a wheelchair and his mom is very overprotective. Do you think I should approach him due to these two limitations or just keep my crush to myself and get over it?
>Hello, Imara and Soundboyz. I see that you have a pretty diverse audience. It also seems like you give some pretty good advice. I have a problem that I would like some assistance with. Basically I have been friends with a guy for a couple of years and have since developed a crush on him. The only thing is that he is in a wheelchair and his mom is very overprotective. Do you think I should approach him due to these two limitations or just keep my crush to myself and get over it?
Dear Anonymous,
I think you should just roll with it!!!I mean whatever you want is purely up to you. I wouldn't worry about his mom, once she sees how things roll along. I personally admire you for seeing past a person's physical limitations , and not let people push you around.Hey, I would pursue this guy if I were you, but that's just how I roll!!
>I bet this number is busy a hell right now! LOL!!
It's Goldi , Imara!!!!
>I bet this number is busy a hell right now! LOL!!
Why, did you call?
> Huh?!? I'm covered in paint and glitter and ya'll still talking about 13" of funk?!?
Well, Well, LOOKY LOOKY!!!! If it isn't Goldi Gold with glittering butt cheeks!!!Hi , Goldi, I see you dropped by just in time to pick up the topic of the 13"...huh? I wonder who soopafreek was? Hmmmmnnn.... I don't know.....They bring up 13" , you bring up 13".....?
Goldi, I think you should be careful, 13 is an unlucky number!!!!
>...Just Soundboyz.
O.K. Let me break it down!!!!I am the least of the problems!!!!Ladies are wild!!!! You ladies get together and talk about 13 inches....This is just what I was talking about on my post about women using the Jedi mind trick!!!And for the record,I am nowhere near 13"........unless I wrap it around my leg a few times.
Yo Soundboyz/Stoopid Freak you want more?
I'm representin' for the bitches
All eyes on your riches
No time for the little dicks
You see the bigger the dick
The bigger the bank, the bigger the Benz
The better the chance to get close to his rich friends
I'm going after the big man
G-string make his dick stand
Make it quick then slow head by the night stand
Like lightning I wanna negro with a wedding ring
Bank accounts in the Philippines
Blank note to take everything
See I fuck him in the living room
While his children ain't home
I make him eat it (okay Trina extra raunchy here so we'll take that out)
A little nasty ho, caramel but a classy ho
Young jazzy ho and don't be scared
If you're curious just ask me hoes
And yes dick sucking comes quite natural
I'm da baddest bitch what
> Soundboyz - you can't wrap nothing around your legs except a deflated Dolly.
Sure, Listen....thanks for the raps too Goldi!!!!!!!Who else is going to quote Trina? BUSTED!!!!!!!
> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! I can't breeeeaatthhee!!
Are you having another Asthma attack Nzyme?
>I found out who Soopafreek is!! Must be related to Two Dogs!!!
LOL!!LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!
Nzyme: WHAT THE HELL EVER.....IN LIFE!!!!!LOL!!LOL!!!LOL!!
That was the funniest!!!!! LOL!!LOL!!LOL!LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!
Hey luv, I just washed the beast outside. It's beautiful out here in Va this morning? What's up NZYME? Thanks for the invite!
>Can we do something about this??
NO!!!!
Wattup Luke Cage, I was checking out some of your work, and I am very impressed with the pieces.It is obvious that you are the dude that people checked if they wanted a drawing of a comic book scene!I can't front, I was very impressed with the EYE of the Hulk, but The Hulk is my favorite, and even with the Eye of the Hulk, I like a less anamalistic Hulk.It's obvious you are very talented.
WHAT THE HELL NZYME?
>C'mom, Soundboyz... you can't really have an anonymous forum, if you can't leave anonymous comments! But then again, certain folks just don't know how to act when they think no one knows it's them! LOL!!
Yes IMARA!
> It's Soundfreek who caused all the commotion!!
What the HELL does THAT MEAN?
> Oh, and I am well aware that Inspector Soundboyz tracks IP addresses!!
Yep!!!
>Soundboyz, you know darn well that you, I mean Soopafreak, stirred things up yesterday!! LOL!! It's okay, Dear, you can admit it now. That was yesterday... this it today! Confess your sins Brother Pastor Deacon Soundboyz! It's good for your soul!
We need another post. I'm going to write one!!!!!
>I told a few of my homies about this forum and they wanted to stop by.
First of all, you don't LIVE HERE!!!!!Don't start inviting people over to someone else's spot!!!Such an ignant colord!!Why don't you have a party at your place and invite people over there?Bottom line.......you don't live here!!Don't get invited over someone else's house and turn around and invite someone to go with you!!!!!SILLY ASS!!
>YO MAMA!!
Happy Mother's Day to you TOO!!!!
>And as far as invitations are concerned, I'm sure Imara does not mind me inviting decent, upstanding individuals such as Luke Cage to comment on your blog. Soundboyz, take your ego and shove it up your pompous ass!! Happy Motherfucker's Day!! Muthafucka!!
You don't know what the hell Imara minds!!!!!!Shut your psychotic ASS , Creep!!!!!
> > Creep(ER)!!!!!
Creep(y)!!!!!!Listen, we're closed. Go home!!!!!It's Mother's Day, go and be motherly..... Mommy Dearest!
Damn, the story ended too quickly, I was about to add something.
> Damn, the story ended too quickly, I was about to add something.
I'll open it back up .
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