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Thursday, May 05, 2005

Free Friday's Friendly Forum







O.K., after meeting with my staff(Imara), and checking the numbers, stats, and graphs, we have decided to try out an open forum on Fridays. We here at "Where Two or More.....", have decided to open up a free forum called "Free Friday's Friendly Forum", where we will give our reader(s) a chance to express what's on your mind(s), in an effort to try and offer advice to you, the reader(s), with whatever issues and problems you might be facing.

It is our goal here at "Where Two or More....." to try and connect with the public and see just what issues are of concern to you. We also want everyone to know that no subject is off limits and no issue too taboo to confront. We understand the need for some of our readers to remain private , so we have agreed to allow anonymous comments for Friday(s) only(Two Dogs). This will provide those who wish to raise sensitive issues, to be able to remain anonymous and still be able to participate. However , if it becomes a problem, anonymous commenting will be turned off , suddenly, and without warning(Two Dogs). If all goes well, this will become a recurring fixture here at our site.

Disclaimer: The parties that comprise"Where Two or More......" are not responsible for the advice given over these internets. Individuals who seek advice from "Where Two or More....." are urged to seek professional council for problems concerning psychological , sociological, psychiatric, emotional distress or any other issues that may need professional counseling. "Where Two or More ...." and it's affiliates and subsidiaries, cannot , by law , be held legally or personally responsible for any actions resulting from advice or commentary dispensed from or around this blog. We also reserve the right to disregard any and all comments , questions and/or advice posed during said interaction. Any damages, or problems that may arise from advice dispensed from this site , cannot be used, or submitted as evidence in legal motions , suits, or any other proceedings involving a court of law. All persons affiliated with "Where Two or More...." are not licensed as professional therapists ,psychiatrists, or psychologists, nor do we claim to be acting in said capacity, Biatches!!!!

118 Comments:

Blogger soundboyz said...

Now , Don't everybody clam up!

Thu May 05, 10:32:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

Um...turn on the anonymous thingie. You may want to actually add this to the Daily Meme (http://thedailymeme.com/). More posts, hits, blah, blah, blah.

Fri May 06, 12:07:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Holiday

Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about?

Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you?

Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch?

Do you have a co-worker who is SOOOOOOO obnoxious, when he/she enter a room, everyone else clears it?

Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY.

There are rules you must follow:

1. You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
2. You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
3. You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
4. No weapons are allowed ... other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
5. CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your "assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your stupid a$$ always messing up stuff!"
6. If questioned by a supervisor (or police, if the supervisor is the irritant), you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping ... and have a great day!

DISCLAIMER .... I am not responsible for any trouble any of you might find yourself in for slapping your co-workers.

Ok, it's NO HOLDS BARRED!!! I'm comin' through slappin' bitches with Dolphie today!!! Yes, Nzyme is TIRED of hatin' a$$ co-worker chicks!! Gotta give it to 'em!!

Fri May 06, 07:20:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Um...turn on the anonymous thingie.

NO!!!SOME PEOPLE can't obey the rules, so we stopped anonymous comments until further notice Goldi!Nothing personal.

Goldi, thanks for the link.I am going to chezeck it out on Gizoogle and see what's izup with it.

Hey Goldi, Listen ,weren't you talking to me about a problem somewhere , and I suggested that you bring it up on Free Friday's Friendly Forum? I suggest you bring it up here , in front of Pastor Steve , and God , and the rest of the world?
Do you really want the anonymous comments back on Goldi?

Fri May 06, 09:01:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

Nice topic, Soundboyz. I bet you were up all night trying to write this one!

Fri May 06, 09:31:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Slap Your Irritating Co-worker Holiday

I could think of a few people I would like to slap... is it only limited to "co-workers"?

Fri May 06, 09:32:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Nice topic, Soundboyz. I bet you were up all night trying to write this one.

Ha.....:(. Listen Imara, now would be a perfect time to bring up some of your issues of insecurity. I mean, do you wan't me to turn on the anonymous commenting?

And I think you should also try to deal with other issues Imara, tell us all about it... Maybe somehow, some way, you can get the help you SO desperately need.:(

Fri May 06, 09:41:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>I could think of a few people I would like to slap... is it only limited to "co-workers"?

Imara, are there unresolved issues here?Are you saying that you want to slap someone?Please, explain further.

Fri May 06, 09:44:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Listen Imara, now would be a perfect time to bring up some of your issues of insecurity.

Where did that come from, Soundboyz? What would I have to be insecure about?

Fri May 06, 09:55:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Maybe somehow, some way, you can get the help you SO desperately need.:(

HA... and YOU think I need help! I think you're the one crying out for help, Soundboyz.

Fri May 06, 09:57:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

It's O.K. Imara, forget I ever brought it up.Everything is fine!!!:(

>HA... and YOU think I need help! I think you're the one crying out for help, Soundboyz.

ME??????WHAT HELP????????Black please!!!!!You're lucky I am taking your advice and not using the N word anymore. Instead i'm replacing it with friendlier, more positive terms!!

Fri May 06, 10:03:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>It's O.K. Imara, forget I ever brought it up.Everything is fine!!!:(

Soundboyz, ... you know what, I was wrong about you!

Fri May 06, 10:14:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Soundboyz, ... you know what, I was wrong about you!

What now Imara?

Fri May 06, 10:17:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

I think I am going to turn on anonymous comments....For all the closet freaks,a.k.a. Super freaks, a.k.a Freak of the Week a.k.a. Freaks of Nature....You know you're a freak when you have multiple alias'.....:(

Fri May 06, 10:25:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um hi there I have a small issue, well it isn't really small. I am preoccupied by penises and they have to be *ahem* endowed. Every thing to me is phallic.

Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a 13 inch schlong to me!

Fri May 06, 10:42:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

You forgot "Freakazoids."

Fri May 06, 10:49:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Ummm, Soundboyz, exactly WHOM would you like to slap? And with WHAT? And WHERE? And yes, we can extend this to "co-bloggers" as well....

BOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE JUST BEEN BIOTCH-SLAPPED BY DOLPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri May 06, 10:53:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a 13 inch schlong to me!

To be honest... I don't see where the "issue" is? LOL!!

Fri May 06, 10:56:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

>To be honest... I don't see where the "issue" is? LOL!!


DITTO!!

Fri May 06, 10:59:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummmm, I want my ex-husband back. Any suggestions on how I can accomplish this??

Fri May 06, 11:00:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello. My younger male co-worker has a crush on me.... How can I let him down gently without affecting our work relationship??

Fri May 06, 11:06:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So loving large long dong is okay?
It must be limp shrievelled teeny-peeny people who think its wrong. GREAT! I'm healed! Bless you Freaky Friday Forum!

Fri May 06, 11:09:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

WOW!!!!You turn on the anonymous comments , and the FREAKS come out like roaches!!!


Hi Nzyme, I find it real funny that you just pop up when the anonymous comments come on!!!!!!

>Um hi there I have a small issue, well it isn't really small. I am preoccupied by penises and they have to be *ahem* endowed. Every thing to me is phallic.

Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a 13 inch schlong to me!

Hi Goldi!!!!

Fri May 06, 11:11:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> You forgot "Freakazoids."

No I didn't...I purposefully left it out.We can't go that far!!!!

Fri May 06, 11:13:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Ummmm, I want my ex-husband back. Any suggestions on how I can accomplish this??

According to Sistah Nzyme, serving salad seems to work well! If that doesn't do it, tie 'em up.

Oh wait, if this IS Nzyme, tell him you're still in love with him, and you're willing to put in the work to make it work. If that doesn't work... try the advice I gave to "Anonymous"!!

Fri May 06, 11:13:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

Anon #1: Think of why you are not with your ex in the first place. Is your life more drama free without him?

Now if you just want sex, hell you got nothing to loose.

#2: Tell him you are a hardcore lesbian living on the down-low. Get your hair cut in a mullet and start wearing lots of plain button-downs.

#3: It is a woman's divine right to have large *ahem* stuff in her life.

Fri May 06, 11:14:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a problem concerning the upcoming holiday. I don't like my Mother. What do you buy for a Mother that you don't like in the first place?

Fri May 06, 11:14:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Ummm, Soundboyz, exactly WHOM would you like to slap? And with WHAT? And WHERE? And yes, we can extend this to "co-bloggers" as well....

Nzyme, I don't want to slap anyone, it was Imara!!Speaking of Imara.....


>Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a 13 inch schlong to me!

To be honest... I don't see where the "issue" is? LOL!!


HOW.........R U D E!!!!!!I see where this is going!!!

Fri May 06, 11:15:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Hello. My younger male co-worker has a crush on me.... How can I let him down gently without affecting our work relationship??

"Anonymous", have no fear, I, too, have a younger male co-worker that has a "crush" on me, as well, and all you have to do is tell him that you think he is a sweet guy, but you would like to keep things "professional" between you two. If that doesn't work... get a new job!!

Fri May 06, 11:17:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>HOW.........R U D E!!!!!!I see where this is going!!!

Yes, Soundboyz, you "see" where this is going because you're driving this crazy freak bus!

Fri May 06, 11:18:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>I have a problem concerning the upcoming holiday. I don't like my Mother. What do you buy for a Mother that you don't like in the first place?

Hey Anonymous, If you don't like your mother, then don't get her anything. This will be the perfect way to say Mom, I can't stand the sight of you!!!You should be true to your feelings because then , and only then, you're feelings will be true to you!!

Fri May 06, 11:19:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Soopafreek said...

Wassup my niggas? I like tha spot. Thought I'd stop by and LICK IT!!

Fri May 06, 11:21:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>I have a problem concerning the upcoming holiday. I don't like my Mother. What do you buy for a Mother that you don't like in the first place?

Just get her a card! Remember, you only have one mother.

Fri May 06, 11:23:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Wassup my niggas? I like tha spot. Thought I'd stop by and LICK IT!!

Soundboyz, uh, I mean, Soopafreak, exactly what spot are you licking?

Fri May 06, 11:24:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Yes, Soundboyz, you "see" where this is going because you're driving this crazy freak bus!

Beep beep ......(().

Fri May 06, 11:28:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

Anon>What do you buy for a Mother that you don't like in the first place?

Be thankful for your mother. She could have decided NOT to have YOU.

Fri May 06, 11:28:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Soundboyz, uh, I mean, Soopafreak, exactly what spot are you licking?

Imara, that's NOT me!!!

Fri May 06, 11:29:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um yeah, I know the nigga name Stuupidfreak--I mean Soopafreak. He will not get out of my house. How do I get him to stay the f$%& out?

Fri May 06, 11:30:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>Be thankful for your mother. She could have decided NOT to have YOU.

And that's a drawback? I didn't want to come to this fucked up planet anyway. I'd rather be on Uranus! Just another reason not to get her shit! Thanks, Ms. Goldi!

Fri May 06, 11:30:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Be thankful for your mother. She could have decided NOT to have YOU.

So, just because she decides to have you , you owe her your life and have to put up with her stupid shit!!!!!I didn't ask her to be BORN!!!Why the FUCK should I have to be forever in debt for something I didn't fuckin ask for!!!!!!!At least with a student loan, you fuckin get something out of it!!!!!...........Anonymous.

Fri May 06, 11:33:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Soopafreek said...

Yo, Goldi:

"What it is hoe, ah what's up (what's up)
Can a nigga get in them guts (them guts)
Cut you up like you ain't been cut (been cut)
Show your ass how to really catch a nut (oh yeah yeah)
Well give me you number and I'll call (I'll call)
And I'll follow that ass in the mall (in the mall)
Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin' down your walls..."

Can I get the digits?

Fri May 06, 11:35:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL......must..go..and...paint some bottle caps.....

Fri May 06, 11:39:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Man, I step away for a bit and ALL HELL breaks loose!! Soopafreek, CAN I GET THE DIGITS???? Soundboyz, why don't you like your Moms??

Fri May 06, 11:42:00 AM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Sup Soundboyz

You're insinuating that I'm hot
But these goodies boy are not
Just for any of the many men that's trying to get on top
No you can't call me later
And I don't want your number
I'm not changin' stories
Just respect the play I'm callin'
I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it
Got you all hot and bothered
Mad cuz I talk around it
if you're lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh HELL NO!

Fri May 06, 11:47:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

Nzyme-it would explain how he treats us.

You should get Speed Racer Porno Remix later today, its 9MB and Yahoo is actin' stank.

Fri May 06, 11:50:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Thanks, Goldi!!

Fri May 06, 11:51:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

I still think "Soopafreak" is Soundboyz!

Soundboyz, unfortunately, not every woman was meant to be a mother.

Fri May 06, 11:54:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh HELL NO!

Sounds like Soundboyz just got dissed!! LMAO!!!!!!!!

Fri May 06, 11:56:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>You should get Speed Racer Porno Remix later today,

You watch Kiddie porn Goldi?:(

Fri May 06, 11:58:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Sounds like Soundboyz just got dissed!! LMAO!!!!!!!!

Sorry Imara, We all know it's you trying to be the Ghetto Ciara , knowing that your goodies could'nt fit in a jar!

Fri May 06, 12:04:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Soundboyz, why don't you like your Moms??

I didn't say I didn't like my MOMS!!!I was making the comment in regards to Anonymous!

Fri May 06, 12:05:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Sounds like Soundboyz just got dissed!! LMAO!!!!!!!!

Keep it up, and I will just turn off anonymous commenting.

Fri May 06, 12:07:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Nzyme-it would explain how he treats us.

How? I have nothing but the upmost love and respect for you Goldi Luv.It's just that I can't figure out if you were once a man, twice a child, or if you were just once a man?

Fri May 06, 12:14:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Keep it up, and I will just turn off anonymous commenting.

Ohhh, it's all fun and games until Soundboyz gets his wittle fweelings hurt! LOL!!

Fri May 06, 12:14:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Anonymous comments off!!!!

Fri May 06, 12:16:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Sorry Imara, We all know it's you trying to be the Ghetto Ciara , knowing that your goodies could'nt fit in a jar!

I'm not trying to be the "ghetto Ciara", but you're right about my "goodies"... too big and juicy to fit in a jar!

But I bet yours will!!!

Fri May 06, 12:18:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Anonymous comments off!!!!

Now wait a minute, Soundboyz, don't I get a say in this? After all, we are partners-in-blog?

... I'm sorry, I take back my little smart ass remark. Okay??

Fri May 06, 12:19:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>But I bet yours will!!!

Just petty and childish.Imara, let's not even go there.:(

I don't like where you're taking this blog!!!:(

Fri May 06, 12:26:00 PM 2005  
Anonymous Soopafreek said...

Yo, Nzyme:

"And look see I can tell from this lil' vibe you got me feeling that you diggin' me boo I'm diggin' you too
You wanna be one of the chosen few then gone jig up in this motherfucka maybe me and you can do it big up in this motherfucka
Sit you in the crib where u can chill don't have to move a muscle
Give you some dick good now you be good daddy gone hustle
Come here let me whisper in yo ear I gotta tell ya something
Listenin to this song kinda make a nigga want somethin'
Be in some thang dreamin' now i'm feenin' like im on somethin'
Girl don't hold it from me cuz right now I'll be then strong armed it
I ain't the type that will ruin ya life by runnin' game and throwin' ya dreams
Get in ya brain teach ya game ease ya pain and show ya thangs
Sit cha on some leather seats while blowin' green and switchin' lanes
Girl stop playin' let me beat it out the frame!"

Fri May 06, 12:35:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Just petty and childish.Imara, let's not even go there.:(

You're right, Soundboyz. I did say yesterday that I wouldn't behave like this. We are trying to run a respectable blog here. Please accept my humble apology?

>I don't like where you're taking this blog!!!:(

Have I ever, ever, ever, just once, ever taken a conversation there?

Fri May 06, 12:35:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

The anonymous has been on this whole time, so the fact that you thought it was off and there were NO anonymous comments , leads me to think that you were the manly sounding anonymous commenter .> 'Sup Soundboyz......LOL!!!!!Wassup Imara!!!!!!!!

Fri May 06, 12:35:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>cuz right now I'll be then strong armed it

Naw, I think this is some real freak stuff here!!Unless it's Goldi......I think that's Goldi!!!

Fri May 06, 12:43:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>The anonymous has been on this whole time, so the fact that you thought it was off and there were NO anonymous comments , leads me to think that you were the manly sounding anonymous commenter

You know what Soundboyz, you really look like an ass right now because I have left serveral comments throughout this blog since you made that comment, and if I WAS "Anonymous", I could have easily left a comment as "Anonymous", because I could clearly see it as an option under "choose and identity".

This is just further proof that you are both "Anonymous" and "Soopafreak".

Fri May 06, 12:47:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>This is just further proof that you are both "Anonymous" and "Soopafreak".

LOL!!! Listen , I may be anonymous AND a soopafreak, but I am neither "Anonymous" , nor "Soopafreak".

Fri May 06, 12:53:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

^Sure, Soundboyz. What eva you say!

Fri May 06, 12:56:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Soundboyz, unfortunately, not every woman was meant to be a mother.

Why are you directing that at me for?

Fri May 06, 12:57:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

Uh, I just got the chance to log on and I get this. Damn, folks. All about the little 13"ers. Okay I understand that huge things are uncomfortable sometimes, but why back down to one that small?

Just curious.

Fri May 06, 01:07:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>So, just because she decides to have you , you owe her your life and have to put up with her stupid shit!!!!!I didn't ask her to be BORN!!!Why the FUCK should I have to be forever in debt for something I didn't fuckin ask for!!!!!!!At least with a student loan, you fuckin get something out of it!!!!!...........Anonymous.

Way back when, when you went on this rant! By the way, notice how you signed it "Anonymous", yet the post was by "Soundboyz"?? Are you ready to be honest and admit that you ARE "Anonymous" and "Soopafreak"? Is it a coincidence that "Soopafreak" always comments right after you? I think NOT!!!

Fri May 06, 01:09:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Uh, I just got the chance to log on and I get this. Damn, folks. All about the little 13"ers. Okay I understand that huge things are uncomfortable sometimes, but why back down to one that small?

Just curious.

LOL!!!!!!LOL!!!!!LOL!!!!DON'T EVEN START WITH THAT AGAIN!!!!!!

Fri May 06, 01:20:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Imara, I did not sign it as anonymous, I was mentioning this to him, so I was talking to him and I used his name at the end to say , exactly Anonymous!

Fri May 06, 01:24:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>At least with a student loan, you fuckin get something out of it!!!!!...........Anonymous.

Based on this I would say that you ended the sentence after "it", but you know what, I'm not going to argue with you Soundboyz. You seem to have an attitude with me today... not sure why.

Fri May 06, 01:30:00 PM 2005  
Anonymous Soopafreek said...

Yo, Soundboyz! Ya'll got some lil' freeek-a-leeeeks runnin' this piece fo' sho'! Shawties, if ya'll eva need help wit tha 13", holla atcha boy!

1-888-DIAL-A-DICK!!

Fri May 06, 01:33:00 PM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, Imara and Soundboyz. I see that you have a pretty diverse audience. It also seems like you give some pretty good advice. I have a problem that I would like some assistance with. Basically I have been friends with a guy for a couple of years and have since developed a crush on him. The only thing is that he is in a wheelchair and his mom is very overprotective. Do you think I should approach him due to these two limitations or just keep my crush to myself and get over it?

Fri May 06, 01:44:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Hello, Imara and Soundboyz. I see that you have a pretty diverse audience. It also seems like you give some pretty good advice. I have a problem that I would like some assistance with. Basically I have been friends with a guy for a couple of years and have since developed a crush on him. The only thing is that he is in a wheelchair and his mom is very overprotective. Do you think I should approach him due to these two limitations or just keep my crush to myself and get over it?


Dear Anonymous,

I think you should just roll with it!!!I mean whatever you want is purely up to you. I wouldn't worry about his mom, once she sees how things roll along. I personally admire you for seeing past a person's physical limitations , and not let people push you around.Hey, I would pursue this guy if I were you, but that's just how I roll!!

Fri May 06, 01:53:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Do you think I should approach him due to these two limitations or just keep my crush to myself and get over it?

Anonymous, thanks for the compliment. Not sure if you're for real... as you can see, we have some crazy freaks running up and thru here. But, if your question is on the up and up, I think you should tell him how you feel. Maybe his mother is overprotective because she feels the need to look out for him- because of his situation- and she will welcome your relationship with him. Good luck!

Fri May 06, 01:57:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>1-888-DIAL-A-DICK!!

I bet this number is busy a hell right now! LOL!!

Fri May 06, 01:59:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>I bet this number is busy a hell right now! LOL!!

It's Goldi , Imara!!!!

Fri May 06, 02:20:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>I bet this number is busy a hell right now! LOL!!

Why, did you call?

Fri May 06, 02:20:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

Huh?!? I'm covered in paint and glitter and ya'll still talking about 13" of funk?!?

Y'all all horny and nasty!

Fri May 06, 02:39:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Huh?!? I'm covered in paint and glitter and ya'll still talking about 13" of funk?!?

Well, Well, LOOKY LOOKY!!!! If it isn't Goldi Gold with glittering butt cheeks!!!Hi , Goldi, I see you dropped by just in time to pick up the topic of the 13"...huh? I wonder who soopafreek was? Hmmmmnnn.... I don't know.....They bring up 13" , you bring up 13".....?

Fri May 06, 02:45:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

>Y'all all horny and nasty!


...Just Soundboyz.

Fri May 06, 02:47:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

Goldi, I think you should be careful, 13 is an unlucky number!!!!

Fri May 06, 02:47:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>...Just Soundboyz.

O.K. Let me break it down!!!!I am the least of the problems!!!!Ladies are wild!!!! You ladies get together and talk about 13 inches....This is just what I was talking about on my post about women using the Jedi mind trick!!!And for the record,I am nowhere near 13"........unless I wrap it around my leg a few times.

Fri May 06, 02:52:00 PM 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yo Soundboyz/Stoopid Freak you want more?

I'm representin' for the bitches
All eyes on your riches
No time for the little dicks
You see the bigger the dick
The bigger the bank, the bigger the Benz
The better the chance to get close to his rich friends
I'm going after the big man
G-string make his dick stand
Make it quick then slow head by the night stand
Like lightning I wanna negro with a wedding ring
Bank accounts in the Philippines
Blank note to take everything
See I fuck him in the living room
While his children ain't home
I make him eat it (okay Trina extra raunchy here so we'll take that out)
A little nasty ho, caramel but a classy ho
Young jazzy ho and don't be scared
If you're curious just ask me hoes
And yes dick sucking comes quite natural
I'm da baddest bitch what

Fri May 06, 02:54:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

Soundboyz - you can't wrap nothing around your legs except a deflated Dolly.

Fri May 06, 02:57:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Soundboyz - you can't wrap nothing around your legs except a deflated Dolly.

Sure, Listen....thanks for the raps too Goldi!!!!!!!Who else is going to quote Trina? BUSTED!!!!!!!

Fri May 06, 03:18:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! I can't breeeeaatthhee!!

Fri May 06, 03:35:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! I can't breeeeaatthhee!!

Are you having another Asthma attack Nzyme?

Fri May 06, 03:41:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

> Soundboyz - you can't wrap nothing around your legs except a deflated Dolly.

> Soundboyz - you can't wrap nothing around your legs except a deflated Dolly.

> Soundboyz - you can't wrap nothing around your legs except a deflated Dolly.

You know EXACTLY what I'm laughing at!!! Oh, and I saw your little remark over at Goldi's. If I recall correctly, you told Imara that I shouldn't handcuff honeybunch. Now your're saying I should clench up and clamp down on him! You need to make up your mind!!

Fri May 06, 03:51:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

^ um let me catch up and read my posts.

Soundboyz: I AM the baddest chick (in my own mind), but my name isn't Anonymous its Goldi G-O-L-D-I. All that masterbation is making your mind go bad.

Fri May 06, 04:09:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Soundboyz,

I found out who Soopafreek is!! Must be related to Two Dogs!!!

Fri May 06, 04:17:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Goldi said...

^ that's just WRONG!

Fri May 06, 04:27:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>I found out who Soopafreek is!! Must be related to Two Dogs!!!


LOL!!LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!


Nzyme: WHAT THE HELL EVER.....IN LIFE!!!!!LOL!!LOL!!!LOL!!

Fri May 06, 04:29:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

That was the funniest!!!!! LOL!!LOL!!LOL!LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!LOL!!!

Fri May 06, 04:31:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

HEY, what happened to the Anonymous comments?? I told a few of my homies about this forum and they wanted to stop by. Some of them don't have Blogger accounts yet. Can we do something about this??

Sat May 07, 08:49:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Luke Cage said...

Hey luv, I just washed the beast outside. It's beautiful out here in Va this morning? What's up NZYME? Thanks for the invite!

Sat May 07, 09:56:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Can we do something about this??

NO!!!!

Wattup Luke Cage, I was checking out some of your work, and I am very impressed with the pieces.It is obvious that you are the dude that people checked if they wanted a drawing of a comic book scene!I can't front, I was very impressed with the EYE of the Hulk, but The Hulk is my favorite, and even with the Eye of the Hulk, I like a less anamalistic Hulk.It's obvious you are very talented.

Sat May 07, 10:33:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Just posted what I'm sure is old news on my blog. Other than that, I'm about to do some research on "Desperate Housewives" since Mr. Soundboyz thinks I can identify with Bree!! If you have issues which require "sage" advice, I am sure Soundboyz and Imara will show up SOMETIME and obligingly reply.

Sat May 07, 10:52:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

WHAT THE HELL NZYME?

Sat May 07, 11:01:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

Luke Cage~ Thanks for stopping by. I will have to stop by your site and check out the work Soundboyz is raving about.

Sat May 07, 11:08:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

C'mom, Soundboyz... you can't really have an anonymous forum, if you can't leave anonymous comments! But then again, certain folks just don't know how to act when they think no one knows it's them! LOL!!

Sat May 07, 11:20:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>C'mom, Soundboyz... you can't really have an anonymous forum, if you can't leave anonymous comments! But then again, certain folks just don't know how to act when they think no one knows it's them! LOL!!

Yes IMARA!

Sat May 07, 11:30:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Hey, I thought you received quite a few NICE anonymous comments yesterday. It's Soundfreek who caused all the commotion!!

Sat May 07, 11:41:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Hello, Imara. How are you? Guess what? My oldest is in a child development class at school. Yesterday she brought home an electronic baby named Alize Hpnotic Shawnqweesha Hennessey. Well, we went shopping, and she dropped it in Cato's. She propped the doll up on one of the clothing racks while searching for capri pants with her sister. When she saw it falling, she lunged at it, yelling, "My baby is falling!!!" A guy was standing nearby with his wife. He said, "You scared the shit outta me!! I thought that was a REAL BABY." Of course, I was on the OTHER SIDE of the store, pretending I didn't know those people. Well, as the evening progressed, the baby continued crying while she was trying on clothes. I told her she needed to leave the clothes alone and tend to the doll. ATTITUDE!! I locked the door to my room and went to sleep. This morning, I received a call at work. The baby is DEAD!! I CANNOT AND WILL NOT get off work to get another one, so my daughter will have to write a paper about her experience. Of course she's pissed. I have to admit that I am relieved!! I can go home tonight after working 14 hours straight (to make up time missed when I had the asthma attack) and get a GOOD NIGHT'S REST!!

Sat May 07, 11:55:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> It's Soundfreek who caused all the commotion!!


What the HELL does THAT MEAN?

Sat May 07, 11:55:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

Oh, and I am well aware that Inspector Soundboyz tracks IP addresses!!

Sat May 07, 11:56:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Oh, and I am well aware that Inspector Soundboyz tracks IP addresses!!

Yep!!!

Sat May 07, 12:18:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

Nzyme, I am sorry to hear that your grandbaby passed away! But the upside is, I'm sure your daughter learned a VERY valuable lesson... next time she should hire a babysitter when she goes shopping! No seriously, I am sure that your daughter learned the tremendous responsibility that is involved in caring for another human being.

We have those "babies" at the hospital. It's amazing how real they are. So many young girls this they want a baby until they spend 48 hours with one of these. I know a few nurses who have rigged them to cry constantly!!

Try to enjoy your day at work. I know you must be very tired.

Sat May 07, 12:45:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Imara said...

Soundboyz, you know darn well that you, I mean Soopafreak, stirred things up yesterday!! LOL!! It's okay, Dear, you can admit it now. That was yesterday... this it today! Confess your sins Brother Pastor Deacon Soundboyz! It's good for your soul!

Sat May 07, 12:48:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>Soundboyz, you know darn well that you, I mean Soopafreak, stirred things up yesterday!! LOL!! It's okay, Dear, you can admit it now. That was yesterday... this it today! Confess your sins Brother Pastor Deacon Soundboyz! It's good for your soul!

We need another post. I'm going to write one!!!!!

Sat May 07, 12:58:00 PM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>I told a few of my homies about this forum and they wanted to stop by.

First of all, you don't LIVE HERE!!!!!Don't start inviting people over to someone else's spot!!!Such an ignant colord!!Why don't you have a party at your place and invite people over there?Bottom line.......you don't live here!!Don't get invited over someone else's house and turn around and invite someone to go with you!!!!!SILLY ASS!!

Sat May 07, 08:31:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

>First of all, you don't LIVE HERE!!!!!Don't start inviting people over to someone else's spot!!!Such an ignant colord!!Why don't you have a party at your place and invite people over there?Bottom line.......you don't live here!!Don't get invited over someone else's house and turn around and invite someone to go with you!!!!!SILLY ASS!!

YO MAMA!!

And as far as invitations are concerned, I'm sure Imara does not mind me inviting decent, upstanding individuals such as Luke Cage to comment on your blog. Soundboyz, take your ego and shove it up your pompous ass!! Happy Motherfucker's Day!! Muthafucka!!

Sun May 08, 07:57:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

>YO MAMA!!

Happy Mother's Day to you TOO!!!!



>And as far as invitations are concerned, I'm sure Imara does not mind me inviting decent, upstanding individuals such as Luke Cage to comment on your blog. Soundboyz, take your ego and shove it up your pompous ass!! Happy Motherfucker's Day!! Muthafucka!!


You don't know what the hell Imara minds!!!!!!Shut your psychotic ASS , Creep!!!!!

Sun May 08, 10:07:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

> Creep(ER)!!!!!


Yeah, you got that one RIGHT. That's why I'm grumpy and HUNGOVER on Mother's Day!!!

Sun May 08, 10:24:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> > Creep(ER)!!!!!

Creep(y)!!!!!!Listen, we're closed. Go home!!!!!It's Mother's Day, go and be motherly..... Mommy Dearest!

Sun May 08, 10:52:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Nzyme said...

>I'm at work, sir. I AM A WORKING MOTHER!! Therefore, you are OBLIGATED to provide your services to such a DEDICATED PARENT!! DADDY DARKO!!!

Sun May 08, 11:03:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Two Dogs said...

Damn, the story ended too quickly, I was about to add something.

Mon May 09, 12:22:00 AM 2005  
Blogger soundboyz said...

> Damn, the story ended too quickly, I was about to add something.


I'll open it back up .

Mon May 09, 01:04:00 AM 2005  

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